You're Not Ready w/ Matteo Lane | Your Mom's House Ep. 712

The Poop Pile is REAL. The question is, do you believe? Some people don't want the truth and some people are building their own piles.  The great and wonderful Sarah Tiana joins us to discuss everything from meth to scatting like Kanye to whether or not an old guy saying nasty things is really that offensive.  Sarah is hilarious and insightful as always.    Please support our sponsors:  Stamps.com Code: MOM forhims.com/house fabfitfun.com Code: YOURMOM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Mai 20182h

Tiger Mom Belly's House. It's finally happened. The great Bobby Lee & Khalyla join us for some silly good times and OMG revelations! We got some meth smoking tips that might just change your life or at least how you spend time with your brother! Plus we revisit some fun John McAfee clips and a lot more.  Tommy laughs so hard he almost passes out. Jeans Up!   Please support our sponsors:  Stamps.com code word MOM Dollar Shave Club: There's no reason not to join! Get yours at DollarShaveClub.com/mom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Mai 20182h

If you don't know how to eat butt, we have all your bases covered. Basically, we want Tina to finally do this like an adult. We'll see what happens. Plus we have the most intense prank call ever and it involves Tommy and Bert and Joey and Joe and well, dudes doing stuff exclusively with dudes.  And Wheeler Walker Jr joins us and gives his thoughts on SCATTING and a whole lot more.  Please support our sponsors:  Go to Daily-Harvest.com and enter promo code MOM to get three items FREE in your first box! Stamps.com promo code MOM Brooklinen.com SaatvaMattress.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Apr 20181h 48min

Any ladies out there looking to beat the sissy of Fremont for fun? You have to be white and tatted, but he seems cool if you meet that criteria. By cool we happen to mean decidedly NOT cool. He does however do his video shirtless, which we've come to realize might mean WATCH OUT - not 100% well man sharing thoughts.  Plus we talk about Andre the Giant's farts and more importantly his best friends beard. What do you think of a chin strap beard? AND, how many donut holes could you eat in one 12 minute sitting? We feel a competition brewing.  Tommy defends the open defecation accusations and MORE! Pull em up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Apr 20181h 30min

Skibbity Scabbity doo! We love to pretend to be an instrument with our mouths. It obviously takes WAY more skill to scat than to learn to play an instrument. We are MASTERS of the craft and welcome you to learn from us. Also, God, is he real? Is he a he? Seems unlikely. If you ever wanted proof that religion is likely just comfort food, listen here. We are EXPERTS. Plus, God doesn't like sausage. (This is, of course, difficult to reconcile with the previous paragraph, but we also have an expert on this so just trust us).  We have all that plus Dental Updates and much more! Pull em up.  Thanks to our sponsors:  Stamps.com Code word: MOM FabFitFun.com Code word: YOURMOM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Apr 20181h 41min

Open defecation - we're into it. Unfortunately, it's not that popular in Los Angeles. Let's explore where it's still a thing AKA where people know how to party.  We thank YOU, the listener for sending in your Ball Hog vids and we talk to everyone's 'Best Friend' Alison Rosen about her new book, Tropical Attire Encouraged.  Pull your jeans all the way up for this one, unless you use a wash cloth in the shower (because you are poor). Thank you for supporting our sponsors:   ZipRecruiter.com/house Stamps.com code: MOM AdoreMe.com/Mom Dollar Shave Club: There's no reason not to join! Get yours at DollarShaveClub.com/MOM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Apr 20181h 41min

There's a very upset lady in an internet chat room that says a lot of things we can relate to. She's fired up that someone called her the R word and she has a new and exciting version of English to battle back.  PLUS, Age Gap Love is our new obsession. It's a show that follows couples who have way too many years in between them and yes, these people are gross. Old dudes, old ladies, just old, old, old. Yuck! Imagine someone loving your grandparents. Well, that's not the best way of putting it. Imagine dating someone that looks like your grandparents. Done vomiting? We have more. AND friend of the show, Tom Rhodes is back after too many years away. He's hilarious and full of travel tales and so much more. Pull your international jeans way up! Thanks to our sponsors:  Brooklinen.com Promo code: MOM Stamps.com Promo code: MOM SaatvaMattress.com LoomandLeaf.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Mar 20181h 31min

If you want to go on a date with a nice lady follow the lead of this episodes opening clip - offer a lady money to have a family with you.  Plus, the golden duo of comedy joins us in studio. The Sklar bros also known as the Brothers Sklar put it down. Hilarious guys who are doing a LOT is all you need to know. They are also here to talk about their new documentary, Poop Talk, which as you can imagine, is right up our lane. Did the bros involve Tom and Tina in their new doc? You'll just have to listen.  And we ask all kinds of twin questions and these guys are here for it. Lots and lots of laughs with two great comics.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Mar 20182h 1min