S4: On-Screen: The Gang Breaks Bad

On this week's very special sync-able commentary edition of MELR0210, the gang is watching the total whiff of a Melrose Place episode, "A Promise Broken." Originally airing September 30th, 1992, this episode features Jane and Michael suffering a loss and Michael being shitty about it as usual, Billy playing with Alison's bra, Jake breaking and entering, Alison repeating herself for the 30th time about Billy being terrible to her, and Sandy, Rhonda and Matt buying Jane and Michael a dog as a surprise like total jerks! Please note that you can watch the episode along with us by syncing up your Melrose Place stream to the 00:00:00 time code and hitting PLAY when we say GO. If you have to start over, the commentary starts at this file's time code: 00:05:21. Please note that between 00:29:10 and 00:29:47 there is a longer than usual silence. Don't think we went anywhere! There was a glitch that had to be cut. Happy watching! MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

5 Jun 202059min

On this week's episode, Pirate Mania finally docks for good as the gang chats about the last (for now) entry in the franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales! Why does Javier Bardem's character design have to have so many weirdo things going on? What's with the wacky Barbossa timeline? And good lord with that heinous de-aging! PLUS: We finally get some actual non-paranormal pirate antics! Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales stars Johnny Depp, Javier Bardem, Geoffrey Rush, Brenton Thwaites, Kaya Scodelario, David Wenham, Stephen Graham, and Kevin McNally as Gibbs; directed by Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

3 Jun 20202h 10min

We kick off another week with some piping hot Beverly Hills, 90210 conversation on an all-new MELR0210! The episode in question, "Isn't It Romantic?" originally aired back on January 3rd, 1991 and features Brenda finally falling for Dylan, Brandon and Dylan fixing Brandon's terrible car, Dylan helping his dad cheese on the Feds, Jim Walsh absolutely not having any of it this week, Cindy also kind of crushing on Dylan, Steve Sanders creeping out a guest speaker at school, Donna participating in a montage, Kelly hooking Brenda up with loads of condoms, and Scott being refused sex ed access by his own mother and David trying to help! PLUS: Did a prime time soap opera actually pull off a successful Very Special Episode?! MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1 Jun 20201h 14min

On this week's second MELR0210 entry, the gang is chatting about the Melrose Place episode, "Burned"! This dull and confused-message episode originally aired September 16th, 1992, and it showcases Billy being racist, Rhonda yelling at Billy for being racist, Jake dealing with his boozy mom crashing on his couch, Sandy interfering with Jake's family problems, Michael being an asshole in a parenting class, Jane being blind to Michael's buffoonery, Alison getting lied to by Billy for the tenth week in a row, and Matt getting another chance to actually acknowledge he's gay! PLUS: Tap Dance + Street Fighting = Robert De Niro kicks! MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

29 Mai 20201h 12min

On this week's episode, Pirate Mania claims another victim as the gang welcomes film critic and co-host of the Bad Romance Podcast, Jourdain Searles to chat about the... sigh... fourth installment of this Mickey Mouse franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides! How many sword fights in the rafters must we endure? What's with that Judi Dench cameo? And how do you not show the Pearl sailing out of that bottle at the end? PLUS: Did everyone get a look at Barbossa's cool thermos? Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides stars Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz, Geoffrey Rush, Ian McShane, Kevin McNally, Sam Claflin, Astrid Bergès-Frisbey, Stephen Graham, Keith Richards, and the legendary Richard Griffiths; directed by Rob Marshall. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

26 Mai 20201h 54min

We kick off another week of quarantined pods with an all-new ep of MELR0210! The episode in question, a Beverly Hills, 90210 entry titled "The Gentle Art of Listening," originally graced the airwaves on December 6th, 1990. This wild episode features Brenda getting in too deep at a teen crisis hotline, Brandon thinking he's going to sleep with a massage therapist that used to work at the Peach Pit, Nat getting a bit loud in the back room, Scott botching a public prank phone call, Steve Sanders celebrating Grudge Week, David emceeing his first school event, Dylan not being around enough, and Andrea being needlessly condescending to Brenda! MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

25 Mai 20201h 11min

We're gliding into the weekend with our second MELR0210 episode of the week, all about the Melrose Place episode, "Responsibly Yours"! Originally airing September 9th, 1992, this episode has Billy dating a stand-up comedian and forcing his way into her life, Alison getting ripped off by Billy to the tune of $300 and however much else it cost to waste the day at Magic Mountain, Sandy and Jake trying to go on a date and not complicate things with sex which is impossible obviously, Rhonda getting her cooking insulted by Billy, and Matt absolutely vibing with Dawn's stand-up material! PLUS: Is Jake a secret-ish serial killer? MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

22 Mai 20201h 7min

On this month's SUPER-SIZED journey into The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two Trek episodes with severe daddy issues! First up on TOS, it's Spock having daddy issues in "Journey to Babel"! Originally airing November 17th, 1967, this episode features the debut of—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly access this episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

21 Mai 20205min