S7 Ep311: Episode 311 - Air Force One
On the penultimate episode of the season, the guys talk about the over-the-top, total recommend of an action film, Air Force One! How in the world did the Secret Service botch this trip so badly? Does this movie start inside a fake action film? And how many CGI extras are flying out of this plane? PLUS: Slick Willy smokes a doob in the Air Force One escape pod! Air Force One stars Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Glenn Close, Wendy Crewson, William H. Macy, and Dean Stockwell; directed by Wolfgang Petersen. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
18 Jul 20171h 27min
S7 Ep310: Episode 310 - Transformers: The Last Knight
On this week's episode, the gang concludes the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza's Transformers-a-thon by tackling the recently released sequel, Transformers: The Last Knight! How on earth are there baby dinosaur robots? Why bother including Turturro so briefly in Cuba? And are we serious with this Tucci-as-Merlin business?!? PLUS: So the Transformers assisted in the Underground Railroad, huh? PLUS PLUS: Wait, seriously, what was with Merlin? Transformers: The Last Knight stars Mark Wahlberg, Anthony Hopkins, Josh Duhamel, Laura Haddock, Santiago Cabrera, Isabela Moner, Jerrod Carmichael, Stanley Tucci, John Turturro, Peter Cullen, the legendary Frank Welker, Erik Aadahl, John Goodman, Ken Watanabe, Jim Carter, Steve Buscemi, and Omar Sy; directed by Michael Bay. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11 Jul 20171h 50min
S7 Ep309: Episode 309 - Encino Man
On this week's episode, the gang takes a break from the Transformers-a-thon to dive head-first into Sean Astin's Homemade Pool: The Movie a.k.a. Encino Man! How did the screenwriters not know how ice works? Is Pauly Shore's character the smartest one in the film? And who builds their own goddamn pool by hand?!? PLUS: We rank all the Weasel's films whilst simultaneously munching down on some grindage and weasing the juice! Encino Man stars Pauly Shore, Sean Astin, Brendan Fraser, Megan Ward, Robin Tunney, Michael DeLuise, and Rick Ducommun; directed by Les Mayfield. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4 Jul 20171h 31min
S7: WHM Mail Bag - Broken Remotes, Soviet Cinema(s), Gross Rags, and Creepy Dude Teachers
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys once again welcome Hooked on T.J. Hooker's Ben Worcester to read letters covering such family-friendly topics as insane dads with remote control control issues, friends wasting time in an ex-soviet movie theater, a creepy-as-hell male teacher terrorizing an all-girl private school, and one dude who needs to clean his car out way more often. PLUS: Eric gets denied a "Jay Walking" appearance! If you want your weird stories read on the air, or if you have questions for the gang, write in to the WHM Mail Bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com! Be sure to get your emails in now, gang. We're doing a Mail Bag for July and then taking August off! Don't wait! Write now! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1 Jul 201752min
S7 Ep308: Episode 308 - Transformers: Age of Extinction
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes Hooked On T.J. Hooker's Ben Worcester into the studio to help tackle the ridiculously long and ridiculously dumb, Transformers: Age of Extinction! Why waste the best part of your movie by killing off T.J. Miller? Why did they make Mark Wahlberg's character from Texas? And who was asking for these Dinobots? PLUS: Mark Wahlberg is a massive Cheers fan. Transformers: Age of Extinction stars Mark Wahlberg, Stanley Tucci, Kelsey Grammer, Nicola Peltz, Jack Reynor, Titus Welliver, T.J. Miller, Peter Cullen, Frank Welker, John Goodman, and Ken Watanabe; directed by Michael Bay. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
27 Jun 20171h 46min
S7 Ep307: Episode 307 - Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood: Live in Atlanta: Mozzarella Sticks
On this week's special bonus show, it's "Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood" live from Atlanta! Recorded at the Punchline in April of 2017, listen as the gang braves the waves of enticing mozzarella stick odor to talk about the seventh film in the slasher series! Why does Jason have to look like a lizard person in this? Is Terry Kiser sleeping with that disturbed girl's mother? And how did they not bother to recover that dead dad's body? PLUS: Being a professional gator wrangler in Hollywood pays handsomely! "Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood" stars Lar Park-Lincoln, Terry Kiser, John Otrin, Susan Blu, and Kane Hodder as Jason; directed by John Carl Buechler.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
22 Jun 20171h 18min
S7 Ep306: Episode 306 - Transformers: Dark of the Moon
On this week's episode, our Transformers-a-thon for the first part of our 2017 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as we tackle the THIRD film in this ludicrous franchise, "Transformers: Dark of the Moon"! This week, we welcome our good friend, "We Are Strangers" and "Outer Spaces" director, Sean Weiner into the studio to discuss the important issues raised by this film including: why exploit Leonard Nimoy like this? Who asked to see the great city of Chicago decimated in such a fashion? And thank goodness for all that robot-on-human murder! PLUS: These movies would be 1000% better if you replaced Shia LaBeouf with M. Emmet Walsh! "Dark of the Moon" stars Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel, John Turturro, Tyrese Gibson, Patrick Dempsey, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich, Kevin Dunne, Julie White, Alan Tudyk, Ken Jeong, Buzz Aldrin, Peter Cullen, Hugo Weaving, Leonard Nimoy, Jess Harnell, James Remar, and the legendary Frank Welker; directed by Michael Bay.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20 Jun 20171h 36min
S7 Ep305: Episode 305 - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza: Transformers-a-thon Edition rolls on with the overstuffed second film, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen!" What's with that motorcycle shot, Michael Bay? How is that sexy lady also a robit? And can we all agree those two racist robots are really, really shitty? PLUS: Kurt Vonnegut's secret film shoot. "Revenge of the Fallen" stars Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro, Julie White, Kevin Dunne, Peter Cullen, Mark Ryan, Reno Wilson, Jess Harnell, Hugo Weaving, Tony Todd, and the legendary Frank Welker; directed by Michael Bay.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
13 Jun 20171h 41min
