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Tonight’s Topics: -King Kong Bundy’s cat(s) need a home —“People are starfu**ers” —Adopt, don’t shop -Sami and Rich Swann swap spit —“Creepy, fu**in weirdo fetish shit” —“What are we gonna do with my di** this match?” -Matt Tremont’s newest student —“I don’t know what his name is. I don’t fu**ing care” —Sean Henderson promo —“I didn’t feel like this was gonna end in a fight. I felt like he was gonna report his opponent to the HR department” -Your main event: Little Skinny Kid vs. Dad Bod Guy -“The people who show up know ...” that it’s Hogan Hall -David Starr cuts a promo on ROH —“The Black guy against the Jewish kid” -Sandman sober no more -GCW: “So they’re doing an Orange Cassidy show ...” —Teddy Hart’s Reading Rainbow: “I’m hoping Teddy Hart’s gonna read a suicide note” -Best of the Best lineup —“Some chick Jordan Oliver ...” -Thoughts on Azrieal & Deranged reforming Special K -“LeBron James is far from fu**ing done”