Together Again: The Annual Cage of Death Review ... with Sozio!!

From tonight's review: -Sozio was “pleasantly surprised”?!?! -Jay Cat: “It’s bad when the house is so low that even the military doesn’t show up” -Jay Cat: “So few people that instead of Toys for Tots, they did Toys for Teddy Hart ...” -Nation of Intoxication: “An excuse to be sh**ty” -“That’s a great reaction ... chanting for the ring announcer” -Sozio’s favorite stable??? —“... the white-kid version of Lil Yachty” -Jay Cat: “So much of this card screams ‘Uncool’ to me” -An apple gimmick, with a ‘Raven’ twist -“AR Fox couldn’t have looked more manly in this match” -Matt Tremont: “He’s just mutant-ized himself” -DJ or Maven? —“I really think they’re just different-colored douchebags” -“It’s cool that this is the World title match for WSU and nobody gives a f**k” —“DD Destruction” -“On to the main event ... There’s no fu**ing cage door!” —“You’re not Jun Kasai. You’re a fat kid from Jersey” —“The two of these guys have the personality of a washer-dryer combo” ... and more!