Episode 179: Kicksucker 2077

Well gang, the boys are lookin' for a fight tonight and this time...they've got backup. That's right, on today's show Mike and Jesse are joined by Mike Pfeiffer to talk about standing in a circle around one small bean, The Hell Yeah Babies' new (Kickstarter-funded!) album, and play a thrilling new game called Queens of Rock. Don't like hearing three people talk? Would rather hear just two people talk? Okay! Mike and Jesse also get back into the classic tandem flow to talk Pastor Dreams, Magilla Gorilla on Krokodil, and dog trades. You're not gonna wanna miss this dadgum thing so slap that hell yeah button and pork on your ear buds gang.You can find The Hell Yeah Babies' new single "Grenadine Nosebleeds" everywhere you listen to music on December 8th. Check 'em out on Twitter: @hellyeahbabies.For more Mr. Softee Content, kindly subscribe to the YKS Patreon at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Our current offer includes bonus content in exchange for a modest fee. Finally, music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the singular Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

6 Des 20171h 55min

In the only version of Episode 38 to not be confined to the dustbin of history, Mike and Jesse reconnect on a post-Turkey Day extravaganza to riff on healthcare, a millennial Santa, and whether the podcast is being pirated by hackers across the globe. Plus, a role-reversed edition of Real or Fake, and your letters.For more of our favorite Lous, check out the Patreon page at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucksMusic for this episode of YKS is courtesy ofThe Hell Yeah Babies (www.thehellyeahbabies.com)Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)and Mark BrendleSix pack: Closca - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/closca-bottle/closca-bottle-app-drink-water-make-a-statementSuccess Dice - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1384336/success-diceMemes of Art - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/483069905/memes-of-artArtificial Intelligence Party - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1597129265/artificial-intelligence-political-decision-makingSmart Pourer - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/smartpourer/smartpourer-is-your-personal-smart-pouring-spoutLootopia - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1229200050/lootopia-the-subscription-box-revolution-is-here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

27 Nov 20172h 7min

Check this out...It's a damn holiday miracle. Today only, or only the other times when it seems like a good idea to do, we are putting up nearly a full hour of the wonderful YKS Premium episode we did with Drew Toothpaste last week. So, enjoy this Jokeblogger Top Ten deep dive, and sign up at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks to hear the rest. Plus, we've got a full free episode coming later this week as well, so you have lots of things to do instead of talking to your relatives. Ok thanks. I have to go to the store now. ByeMusic for YKS Premium is courtesy of Twitter's @LydiaBurrell and the Fabulous Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

21 Nov 201756min

Well it's been a tough year for ice cream, and a tough couple of weeks with no new YKS. But Michael "Donald Trump" Hale is back from the Pac-NW to kickstart our hearts, and OH YEAH you know he's wearin' flannel. On this episode of the show, Spooky November creeps along, we Make Chili Great Again, and, of course, there's plenty of that classic portable toilet talk. For more on what looks like a fam, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks (bonus episode with Drew Toothpaste coming this week)!Music for YKS is provided:The aforementioned Drew Toothpaste of theworstthingsforsale.com, The Hell Yeah Babies of www.thehellyeahbabies.com, and the fabulous Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

13 Nov 20171h 31min

Operation Dumbo Drop is a 1995 American war comedy film directed by Simon Wincer that explores war, politics, and animal welfare. The storyline was conceived from a screenplay written by Gene Quintano and Jim Kouf based on a true story by United States Army Major Jim Morris. The film stars Danny Glover and Ray Liotta as Green Berets during the Vietnam War in 1968, who attempt to transport an elephant through jungle terrain to a local South Vietnamese village which in turn helps American forces monitor Viet Cong activity.For more purloined movie synopses, visit Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks where you will find more hours of bonus content than you could possibly know what do with.YKS: The Music is provided by The Hell Yeah Babies, Drew Toothpaste, and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

25 Okt 20171h 30min

On this very "ghould" episode of YKS, the boys are joined by a very "sweet" guest who has a touch of stage fright. So "boo" kind! Later, you'll hear some spooky and TRUE tales, as well as an extensive review of expensive trash cans. This week's episode is brought to you by Dumpster Juice Coffee. "It sucks!"For more YKS jump scares, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucksMusic for YKS is provided by:The Hell Yeah BabiesDrew Toothpasteand Mark Brendle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

20 Okt 20171h 34min

Sheldon Cooper, a 9-year-old boy, begins his first day of high school in the ninth grade with his older brother, George Cooper Jr. Having shown more skills than a typical child his age, he skipped several grades. On his first day, he questions his teachers and informs students of their rule-breaking. He tries to find his place in the new school and George must deal with having a much younger sibling in his class.For more YKS, check out our bonus episodes on Patreon: www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucksMusic for YKS is courtesy of:The Hell Yeah Babies - www.thehellyeahbabies.comDrew Toothpaste - www.theworstthingsforsale.comand Mark Brendle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

13 Okt 20171h 41min

Well folks, October is finally here, and Autumn is in the air! Will that mean sweet treats and good eats for your favorite prickly pair of crowdfunding curmudgeons??? Tune in to this week's YKS to find out!For more Gallagher rants, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: The Hell Yeah Babies www.thehellyeahbabies.comDrew Toothpaste www.theworstthingsforsale.comand The Fabulous Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 Okt 20171h 58min