Episode 2498 - Saturday, April 20, 1985

Remember when I said at the beginning of this week that my microphone was fucked up the whole week long and that it wouldn't get better? Well, despite what I said in that earlier episode, my microphone is still fucked up in this one as well. Your hosts for today's episode: Jon Gibson, Ryan Pfeiffer Today's strip Become a Patron! Or visit these other fine internet URLs: BJD Homepage | BJD Twitter | BJD Facebook Page | Pitchdrop Network Homepage

10 Aug 201921min

It's often been suggested by certain naysayers of this podcast that we frequently forget to post the correct strip links for our 1075th ever episode which is for May 28th, 1981, but being that this is not the 1075th episode for May 28th, 1981, but rather the 1076th episode for May 29th, 1981, there is no way for you to confirm this slander, so you begin to doubt it. Soon this doubt consumes your entire being. You question everything, including your own name. You eventually lose all grip on reality, and the odd familiarily of the strip linked to in today's episode, which to recap is episode 1076 for May 29th, 1981 is nothing more than an odd curiosity. What the fuck, odd curiosity??? Your hosts for today's episode: Jon Gibson, Ryan Pfeiffer Today's strip Become a Patron! Or visit these other fine internet URLs: BJD Homepage | BJD Twitter | BJD Facebook Page | Pitchdrop Network Homepage

9 Aug 201925min

Today we discuss fake video game packaging and other topics in science and philosophy. Your hosts for today's episode: Jon Gibson, Ryan Pfeiffer Today's strip Become a Patron! Or visit these other fine internet URLs: BJD Homepage | BJD Twitter | BJD Facebook Page | Pitchdrop Network Homepage

8 Aug 201912min

Look, sometimes you're really excited to being recording your daily Garfield podcast. Maybe a little TOO excited, if we're being honest. And that palpable excitement is bearing down on your mind like a runaway freight train as you fire up your computer, open up Zoom, and plug in your audio mixer, start googling members of the Reagan cabinet, you know, all the things people do to get ready to read Garfield. But you're a pro, so you don't get distracted. You plug all the right cords in, on both ends even! You even tap on the microphone and clearly hear the tapping sound on your monitor. So you think, hey, I can hear that, and assume everything's good. Like, shouldn't that be enough? At long last, senator, shouldn't that fucking be enough? Yes, I do believe that should fucking be enough. And so it's a complete and total fucking surprise when you realize your dumbfuck digital audio workstation randomly decided to use the built-in microphone as the input to record from rather than the perfectly fucking good, perfectly fucking available XLR mic that you just plugged in. The one you even bought a god damned windscreen for, and you know why? You know why you spent your cold, hard cash on that wind screen? Because you're a freaking professional, that's why. But it was all to no avail, because, as ever, everything turns to shit regardless of your efforts. Anyway, we hope you enjoy this Garfield Your hosts for today's episode: Jon Gibson, Ryan Pfeiffer Today's strip Become a Patron! Or visit these other fine internet URLs: BJD Homepage | BJD Twitter | BJD Facebook Page | Pitchdrop Network Homepage

7 Aug 201926min

Sure, there are those who don't ascribe to the notion that this podcast is a perfect and contingent fact about the universe. There may even be those who dare make the outlandish claim that one of this show's hosts forgot to make sure that their laptop was actually recording audio from their mid-range condenser microphone instead of the shitty built-mic for the entire recording session. Well, to those naysayers we proclaim, proudly, "La la la la, we can't hear you!" Your hosts for today's episode: Jon Gibson, Ryan Pfeiffer Today's strip Become a Patron! Or visit these other fine internet URLs: BJD Homepage | BJD Twitter | BJD Facebook Page | Pitchdrop Network Homepage

6 Aug 201917min

Christopher Winter could not be on the program this week, because as it turns out, he never really existed at all. We regret the inconvenience. Your hosts for today's episode: Jon Gibson, Ryan Pfeiffer Today's strip Become a Patron! Or visit these other fine internet URLs: BJD Homepage | BJD Twitter | BJD Facebook Page | Pitchdrop Network Homepage

5 Aug 201925min

Is this an episode of the famous and popular podcast Being Jim Davis? Only time will tell. Your hosts for today's episode: Christopher Winter, Jon Gibson Today's strip Become a Patron! Or visit these other fine internet URLs: BJD Homepage | BJD Twitter | BJD Facebook Page | Pitchdrop Network Homepage

4 Aug 201919min

Is this an episode of the famous and popular podcast Being Jim Davis? Only time will tell. Your hosts for today's episode: Christopher Winter, Jon Gibson Today's strip Become a Patron! Or visit these other fine internet URLs: BJD Homepage | BJD Twitter | BJD Facebook Page | Pitchdrop Network Homepage

3 Aug 201913min