Ep. 81: When Comedians Date Comedians — with James Mattern

Ep. 81: When Comedians Date Comedians — with James Mattern

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Comedian James Mattern is this week's guest on The Manwhore Podcast. The hardworking hustler is here with words of wisdom on women and relationships. Mattern has a ton of Yoda-like moments on this podcast and you're really in for a treat! He also has a lot of opinions about sleeping with fellow comedians. Hilarious episode! There may be no industry more incestuous than comedy. James Mattern has f*cked more than a few comedians in his day. On the one hand, they know the lifestyle and keep a similar schedule. On the other hand, you're not supposed to date at the office, right? Mattern summizes, "It's not really sh*tting where you eat. It's more like sh*tting where you snack." Having only hooked up with a few comics myself, I ask him how these always seem to come about. Spoiler alert: alcohol. Here's a taste of the prophetic thoughts of James L. Mattern: "When relationships are good, it's a Woody Allen movie. You're just firing off these one-liners that are just poignant and funny and smart and clever and it feels so good. And the sex is better with that too. When you have witty banter you have witty banter sex which is just amazing. But it's barely that! We've seen these movies, we've seen these romantic comedies. It has f*cked up dating!" Asexuals are mad at me! After last week's episode with Bauer, the aces started trashing me about being wrong and an assh*le. However, not many of them actually downloaded the episode. Instead, they read an unauthorized transcript of my podcast and started leaving negative reviews on iTunes, despite never listening. I need your help! Go leave an honest review for me on iTunes today! Apparently you can fail the Kinsey Test. Yea, James didn't know that either. I tell Mattern the story about Andrea Allan giving me the Kinsey Test and how I failed it. I either answered a question wrong or am "a very unusual person." Plus, that time my guest got eyeballed by the receptionist at an STD clinic. Go get tested people! And use a damned condom! Both Mattern and I were late sexual bloomers. Today we are both running in full stride! He and I both share a similar, "Look at me now," feeling when thinking about our virgial pasts. It's a great feeling. But my present-day prowess still doesn't prevent me from Tinder Oops! moments like the one I share on this week's episode. Only a few days left to get your Manwhore Podcast t-shirts and hoodies before the prices go up! Secure yours today! Click here to get your "Keep Calm and Stay Slutty" shirt right now. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by babies and bubbas. Just when you thought no one said 'babies' and 'bubbas' anymore, James Mattern cheers you up with ample usage. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ep. 590: What is The Anti-Slut Defense? with Quinton Jones

Ep. 590: What is The Anti-Slut Defense? with Quinton Jones

Quinton Jones — aka QKillem — is a hilarious stand-up comedian (and running TikTokker) based out of Austin. Q calls women out on needing an Anti-Slut Defense while Billy tries to assure his guest that his penis, if the measurements are true, is in fact ‘big.’ Just two dudes talking about sex. Totally normal.Mentioned:NYC - May 15th - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1333449145289Philadelphia - June 6th - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1333568612619Use code MANPOD for 10% off your tickets at http://humpfilmfest.comFollow Quinton Jones!Instagram: @qkillemInstagram: @qrunssometimesTikTok: @qkillemTikTok: @qrunssometimesFollow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebillyMoney StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.comE-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy!Keep Billy fed at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast!Join the conversations in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discordEmail your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com.Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Apr 1h 5min

Ep. 589: Bootycalls Only for Strictly Anonymous host Kathy Kay

Ep. 589: Bootycalls Only for Strictly Anonymous host Kathy Kay

Strictly anonymous is how Kathy Kay lives her infamous life as host of the Strictly Anonymous podcast where listeners share their hottest and craziest sex stories. But what stories does Kathy have of her own? Who is the lady behind the publish button? Kathy tells us about her booytcall needs and her excitement for sex in her sixties! Mentioned: NYC - try speed dating! Philadelphia: Sign up for nayk show updates @ http://eepurl.com/i4WHBA Use code MANPOD for 10% off your tickets at http://humpfilmfest.com Follow Kathy! Podcast: Strictly Anonymous Confessions Instagram: @strictanonymous Twitter: @strictanonymous Pre-order the book: https://bookshop.org/a/91449/9781627783392 http://sapodcast.com Follow Billy! Instagram: @billyprocidajr TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyprocidajr BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com E-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Get ad-free episodes at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Join the conversations in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Apr 59min

Ep. 588: A Conversational Handjob

Ep. 588: A Conversational Handjob

The internet is a great place to find a handjob and some casual conversation. Penny shares what brought her to Reddit to explore her sexuality, and the fun times she’s had along the way. Plus, what Showtime’s Yellowjackets showcases about the feminine urge to consume the one you love. Mentioned: April 17 - The Naked Comedy Show - https://eventbrite.com/e/1224492593309 Philadelphia: Sign up for nayk show updates @ http://eepurl.com/i4WHBA Use code MANPOD for 10% off your tickets at http://humpfilmfest.com Reddit: Yellowjackets Vore Comments Reddit: Thanks for sharing u/ballzona! Reddit: r/stupidslutsclub Follow Billy! Instagram: @billyprocidajr TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyprocidajr BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com E-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Get ad-free episodes at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Join the conversations in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Apr 1h 6min

Ep. 587: The Age of Sex Misinformation with Dr. Sonya Maya

Ep. 587: The Age of Sex Misinformation with Dr. Sonya Maya

Dr. Sonya Maya does her best to not contribute to rampant sex misinformation on TikTok. The sex therapist social media star teaches people about relationships, pleasure, and seggs while also navigating her own dating goals in the public eye. The CLITician has joined a new multimedia sex education campaign: Own The Awk! Plus: Daniel pokes his head out once again proving that men…sigh, men. Mentioned: April 17 - The Naked Comedy Show - https://eventbrite.com/e/1224492593309 Philadelphia: Sign up for nayk show updates @ http://eepurl.com/i4WHBA Use code MANPOD for 10% off your tickets at http://humpfilmfest.com Own the Awk at http://owntheawk.org ! Follow Dr. Sonya Maya! Instagram: @sonyamaya Facebook: @sonyamaya TikTok: @sonya_maya YouTube: @sonyamayapsychology Follow Billy! Instagram: @billyprocidajr TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyprocidajr BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com E-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Support Billy’s now-tirement at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Join the conversations in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Apr 1h

Ep. 586: Can Black Men be Heteroflexible? with Michael Beavers

Ep. 586: Can Black Men be Heteroflexible? with Michael Beavers

Can Black men experiment with their sexuality and still be straight? Michael Beavers shares a heteroflexible story that causes some dudes he knows to say, “Pause.” This is an episode about masculinity, heterosexuality, and men being better than women at giving head. Once again, men are better than women. (Just kidding.) Mentioned: April 17 - The Naked Comedy Show - https://eventbrite.com/e/1224492593309 Philadelphia: Sign up for nayk show updates @ http://eepurl.com/i4WHBA Use code MANPOD for 10% off your tickets at http://humpfilmfest.com Be in the studio audience! Check out http://1iota.com Follow Michael Beavers! Instagram: @leave_it.to_beavers Follow Billy! Instagram: @billyprocidajr TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyprocidajr BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com E-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Enjoy bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Make new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Apr 1h 2min

Ep. 585: Can't Find the Vagina Hole with Michael Beavers

Ep. 585: Can't Find the Vagina Hole with Michael Beavers

Michael Beavers has his struggles. But none foils him more often than keeping track of that damned hole! The Philly-based stand-up comedian laughed about sexual mishaps, threesome nervousness, and his confusion about The Naked Comedy Show. This is part one of my two-part conversation with Beavers. I had so much fun chatting with him. Don’t miss the bonus. Mentioned: March 27: Poly Speed Dating New York City - https://www.eventbrite.com/o/ditto-bing-productions-68695817023 Use code MANPOD for 10% off your tickets at http://humpfilmfest.com Follow Michael Beavers! Instagram: @leave_it.to_beavers Follow Billy! Instagram: @billyprocidajr TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyprocidajr BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com E-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Enjoy bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Make new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Mar 1h 7min

Ep. 584: Why I Stopped F*cking Billy

Ep. 584: Why I Stopped F*cking Billy

My almost-ex April Anderson is on the show this week to explain the abrupt end of our 9-month situationship. Some people avoid their exes at all costs — I podcast with them. We cover the origin of our meeting during her rock bottom and how she’s overcoming the Emotional Ick with her latest romantic interest. Plus, we also hear how much money it would take for her to sleep with Billy again. No punches pulled on this intimate-yet-hilarious Manwhore Podcast! Mentioned: Poly Speed Dating New York City - https://www.eventbrite.com/o/ditto-bing-productions-68695817023 Use code MANPOD for 10% off your tickets at http://humpfilmfest.com Follow April Anderson! Twitter: @dateaprilanders I cannot legally link to her Tryst listing. But you’re smart. Follow Billy! Instagram: @billyprocidajr TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyprocidajr BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com E-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Enjoy bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Make new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Mar 1h 38min

Ep. 583: Running Trains as a Family with Stephon Hightower

Ep. 583: Running Trains as a Family with Stephon Hightower

Stephon Hightower is — allegedly — a first-ballot Hall of Fame Player™. When people hear manwhore, they think of a guy like Stephon. But is it bad for a guy to just want sex if he’s upfront, giving, and respectful in the process? Mentioned: March 14 & 15 - The Naked Comedy Show @ https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1224473837209 June 1 - PHILADELPHIA - email updates @ http://eepurl.com/i4WHBA Speed Dating - New York Speed Dating - https://www.eventbrite.com/o/ditto-bing-productions-68695817023 Use code MANPOD for 10% off your tickets at http://humpfilmfest.com Follow Stephon Hightower! Instagram: @stephon_hightower www.stephonhightower.com Follow Billy! Instagram: @billyprocidajr TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyprocidajr BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com E-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Enjoy bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Make new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Mar 1h 1min

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