Ep. 81: When Comedians Date Comedians — with James Mattern

Ep. 81: When Comedians Date Comedians — with James Mattern

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Comedian James Mattern is this week's guest on The Manwhore Podcast. The hardworking hustler is here with words of wisdom on women and relationships. Mattern has a ton of Yoda-like moments on this podcast and you're really in for a treat! He also has a lot of opinions about sleeping with fellow comedians. Hilarious episode! There may be no industry more incestuous than comedy. James Mattern has f*cked more than a few comedians in his day. On the one hand, they know the lifestyle and keep a similar schedule. On the other hand, you're not supposed to date at the office, right? Mattern summizes, "It's not really sh*tting where you eat. It's more like sh*tting where you snack." Having only hooked up with a few comics myself, I ask him how these always seem to come about. Spoiler alert: alcohol. Here's a taste of the prophetic thoughts of James L. Mattern: "When relationships are good, it's a Woody Allen movie. You're just firing off these one-liners that are just poignant and funny and smart and clever and it feels so good. And the sex is better with that too. When you have witty banter you have witty banter sex which is just amazing. But it's barely that! We've seen these movies, we've seen these romantic comedies. It has f*cked up dating!" Asexuals are mad at me! After last week's episode with Bauer, the aces started trashing me about being wrong and an assh*le. However, not many of them actually downloaded the episode. Instead, they read an unauthorized transcript of my podcast and started leaving negative reviews on iTunes, despite never listening. I need your help! Go leave an honest review for me on iTunes today! Apparently you can fail the Kinsey Test. Yea, James didn't know that either. I tell Mattern the story about Andrea Allan giving me the Kinsey Test and how I failed it. I either answered a question wrong or am "a very unusual person." Plus, that time my guest got eyeballed by the receptionist at an STD clinic. Go get tested people! And use a damned condom! Both Mattern and I were late sexual bloomers. Today we are both running in full stride! He and I both share a similar, "Look at me now," feeling when thinking about our virgial pasts. It's a great feeling. But my present-day prowess still doesn't prevent me from Tinder Oops! moments like the one I share on this week's episode. Only a few days left to get your Manwhore Podcast t-shirts and hoodies before the prices go up! Secure yours today! Click here to get your "Keep Calm and Stay Slutty" shirt right now. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by babies and bubbas. Just when you thought no one said 'babies' and 'bubbas' anymore, James Mattern cheers you up with ample usage. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Whores at the Oscars: From Anora to Midnight Cowboy (Ep. 582)

Whores at the Oscars: From Anora to Midnight Cowboy (Ep. 582)

Anora won five Academy Awards on Sunday, including the coveted Best Picture Oscar. Writer-director-producer-editor Sean Baker’s sex worker tale about Ani — a Brooklyn stripper played by now-award-winning actress Mikey Madison — stole the show at the 97th Academy Awards while also raising awareness for the sex worker community. But whores have always been at the Oscars! Let’s discuss. Mentioned: March 14 & 15 - The Naked Comedy Show - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-naked-comedy-show-best-stand-up-comedy-without-pants-in-bushwick-tickets-1224473837209 The Naked Comedy Show - Philadelphia updates - http://eepurl.com/i4WHBA New York Speed Dating - https://www.eventbrite.com/o/ditto-bing-productions-68695817023 Use code MANPOD for 10% off your tickets at http://humpfilmfest.com For a full list of the films mentioned in today’s show, visit https://www.patreon.com/posts/sex-work-movie-123663989 Follow Billy! Instagram: @billyprocidajr TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyprocidajr BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com Get your books the indie way at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Become an Official Fanwhore at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Share your thoughts in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Mar 1h

Ep. 581: Can Lesbians Enjoy Sex with Men? — Theo Moise

Ep. 581: Can Lesbians Enjoy Sex with Men? — Theo Moise

Chef Moise (Chopped) is a polyamorous, free use, man-banging lesbian. And she explains every bit and piece of that statement in this jam-packed episode. Theo Moise loves sex and exploring a kinky lifestyle. The Food Network veteran also shares a heartbreaking clarification about how TikTok commenters unjustly warp a story to fit their rageful instincts. This episode has hilarious moments and somber realizations — this one has it all. PLUS! Billy shares an unhinged text message from a random man he’s never met. Mentioned: Philadelphia Naked Comedy Show -http://eepurl.com/i4WHBA New York Speed Dating - https://www.eventbrite.com/o/ditto-bing-productions-68695817023 Use code MANPOD for 10% off your tickets at http://humpfilmfest.com Follow Chef Theo Moise! Instagram: @theomoise TikTok: @chefmoisehere Fetlife: @sweetjuicesbbw YouTube: @ChefMoise Follow Billy! Instagram: @billyprocidajr TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyprocidajr BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com Get your books at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Get ad-free episodes at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Share your thoughts in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Feb 1h 36min

Ep. 580: Forced to Viagra with Jonzu Jones

Ep. 580: Forced to Viagra with Jonzu Jones

This is not a Zachary Zane podcast episode — but it’s not a Zach-less episode. Professional Hot Guy Jonzu Jones is telling us about using Trimex to keep it up on set, his first sex party, and yes, a little tea about dating the internet’s favorite bi guy. Also, Brenna from Front Porch Swingers joins in to help with a question about BDSM in swinger spaces! Mentioned: March 1 - PHILADELPHIA - The Naked Comedy Show @ https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1145225483249 Speed Dating - New York Speed Dating - https://www.eventbrite.com/o/ditto-bing-productions-68695817023 Use code MANPOD for 10% off your tickets at http://humpfilmfest.com Follow Jonzu Jones! Instagram: @jonzu JFF: @jonzu Twitter: @jonzuxjones Follow Billy! Instagram: @billyprocidajr TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyisprocida BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com E-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Get ad-free episodes at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Make new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Feb 1h

Ep. 579: The Flirty Episode with Felicia Rose

Ep. 579: The Flirty Episode with Felicia Rose

The People’s Tramp Felicia Rose is BACK on the show doing her best Sonja Morgan impression. After a decade of build up and tension, we finally shared a couch together — thigh-to-thigh — no long exploring, “Why didn’t we?” but now exploring the question, “Will we?” The flirt moves forward! Plus, hear about what happened with the Sonja Morgan podcast recording. Mentioned: February 14 - The Naked Comedy Show - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-naked-comedy-show-best-stand-up-comedy-without-pants-in-bushwick-tickets-1144567254469 March 1 - PHILADELPHIA - The Naked Comedy Show @ https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1145225483249 Speed Dating - New York Speed Dating - https://www.eventbrite.com/o/ditto-bing-productions-68695817023 Sonja Morgan: Sonja in Your City Tour Reddit: how to share the podcast Use code MANPOD for 10% off your tickets at http://humpfilmfest.com Follow Felicia Rose! Instagram: @peoplestramp OF: >@feliciarosenew Twitter: @feliciaMFrose Follow Billy! Instagram: @billyprocidajr TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyisprocida BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com E-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Let’s reach 600 members this month at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Make new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Feb 1h 17min

Ep. 578: No One Gets Laid on Sapphic Night with Noelle Perdue

Ep. 578: No One Gets Laid on Sapphic Night with Noelle Perdue

Noelle Perdue is into feet guys. Not into guys’ feet or having sex with foot fetishists. She is just fascinated by people’s fetishes! We discussed the preponderance of step-family porn, being homoflexible, and vore. Mentioned: February 14 - The Naked Comedy Show - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-naked-comedy-show-best-stand-up-comedy-without-pants-in-bushwick-tickets-1144567254469 March 1 - PHILADELPHIA - The Naked Comedy Show @ https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1145225483249 Speed Dating - New York Speed Dating - https://www.eventbrite.com/o/ditto-bing-productions-68695817023 Substack: Aella Girl Taboo Chart Netflix: Money Shot: The Pornhub Story Use code MANPOD for 10% off your tickets at http://humpfilmfest.com Follow Noelle Perdue! Instagram: @all_day_breakfast_ Bluesky: @noelleperdue Substack: Candy Lore Follow Billy! Instagram: @billyprocidajr TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyisprocida BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com E-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Keep Billy out of prison at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Let’s reach 600 members! Join at The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Feb 1h 18min

Ep. 577: Young Hot Chicks Belong Outside with Priya Blunts

Ep. 577: Young Hot Chicks Belong Outside with Priya Blunts

Maybe just don’t date DJs. I don’t know. Comedian Priya Blunts shares the story of why she left her marriage to a Russian DJ — and how a threesome with a close friend showed her she needed to get out. Has she found love in post-divorce dating? Hear us talk about the intensity of intimacy and how One Penis Policies underestimate bisexual women. Mentioned: New York Speed Dating - https://www.eventbrite.com/o/ditto-bing-productions-68695817023 February 14 - The Naked Comedy Show - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-naked-comedy-show-best-stand-up-comedy-without-pants-in-bushwick-tickets-1144567254469 PHILADELPHIA - Sign up for Naked Comedy Show updates @ http://eepurl.com/i4WHBA Speed Dating - https://www.eventbrite.com/o/ditto-bing-productions-68695817023 Sodomy Laws in the United States Follow Priya Blunts! Instagram: @priyablunts TikTok: @priya_blunts Comedy Shows: https://www.eventbrite.com/o/priya-blunts-63622007243 Follow Billy! Instagram: @billyprocidajr TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyisprocida BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com Do your affordable book shopping at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Keep Billy out of prison at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Make like-minded friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Jan 1h 14min

Ep. 576: Nonbinary Sex Rules with Arjun Banerjee

Ep. 576: Nonbinary Sex Rules with Arjun Banerjee

Nonbinary sex rules, according to comedian Arjun Banerjee. President Donald Trump spent his very first day in office rolling back protections for transgender Americans — just in time for Arjun to figure out what sort of gender-affirming care she wants. In and around the hot political topic of super scary trans people, Arjun and I discussed her sexual comings of age, football, fatphobia, and what she’s going to do with her penis. Plus, Billy gives a little lecture about a little Supreme Court case called Lawrence v. Texas. Mentioned: February 6 - Polyamorous Speed Dating - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/nonmongamy-speed-dating-polyamorous-dating-in-brooklyn-tickets-1144520835629 February 14 - The Naked Comedy Show - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-naked-comedy-show-best-stand-up-comedy-without-pants-in-bushwick-tickets-1144567254469 PHILADELPHIA - Sign up for Naked Comedy Show updates @ http://eepurl.com/i4WHBA Bag Man by Rachel Maddow - https://bookshop.org/a/91449/9780593136683 Sex and the Constitution by Geoffrey Stone -https://bookshop.org/a/91449/9781631494284 Lawrence v. Texas a funny @freddie.shanel joke Follow Arjun Banerjee! Instagram: @arjunbanerjesus TikTok: @arjunbanerjeecomedy www.arjuncomedy.com Follow Billy! Instagram: @billyprocidajr TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyisprocida BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com Do your affordable book shopping at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Become a Patreon member at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Make like-minded friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Jan 1h 47min

Ep. 575: Threesome Eye Contact Dilemma with Molly Roden Winter

Ep. 575: Threesome Eye Contact Dilemma with Molly Roden Winter

Molly Roden Winter published a New York Times Best Seller last year. More: A Memoir of Open Marriage shares Molly’s introduction to what would become full-blown polyamory! Years removed from writing the book, Molly Roden Winter now enjoys her marriage AND her two boyfriends in Brooklyn. We talked about adjusting to a polyamorous identity, when enough is enough, and where her eyes should go during a threesome. I think she’s overthinking it. Also, congrats to Belgium on its advancement in sex worker rights! Mentioned: PHILADELPHIA - Sign up for Naked Comedy Show updates @ http://eepurl.com/i4WHBA Speed Date with Billy - http://manwhorepod.com/dating Need physical therapy? Work with @emily.lesinski.dpt at https://www.emilylesinskidpt.com/ ! NPR: Belgium becomes first country to give sex workers robust labor rights Follow Molly Roden Winter! Book: More: A Memoire of Open Marriage Instagram: @MollyRWinter www.mollyrodenwinter.com Follow Billy! Instagram: @thebillyprocida TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyisprocida BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com Do your affordable book shopping at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Access 300+ bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Make like-minded friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Jan 1h 12min

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