Ep. 103: Anal Stockholm Syndrome & Belgian Waffles with comedian Brett Druck

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week features a couple of dicks and one rad chick. The Naked Series pairs me up with transgender woman Anneisa. Transgender Texas high school wrestling champion Mack Beggs started a stir with his championship win...in the women’s division. Comedian John Field pops in with a Patreon bonus episode teaser to discuss being a porn copywriter. Yes, that’s a real job! Lots going on in this week’s awesome Manwhore Podcast! PLUS: Craigslist, hormones, open relationships, Finland, Sex Worker Outreach Project, #TryPod, and an amazing set of implants! SAVE THE DATE: March 29th, 3pm EST. Hang out with me on Facebook Live! Like The Manwhore Podcast fan page now! Congratulations to Mack Beggs on his Texas state title! Read more about his situation here. Become a pen pal for an incarcerated sex worker through SWOP Behind Bars! Or just send a nice letter to my pen pal at the below address: Shannan Lawless P47285 Gadsden Correctional Facility 6044 Greensboro Highway Quincy, Florida 32351 Check out The John Field Show on YouTube! Gain access to the bonus episode with John Field by joining our community of fanwhores on Patreon! Click here to make your pledge today! The Manwhore Podcast is sponsored by Pure. Download in the app store or or Google Play and meet awesome people tonight! Pure: the hook-up app for awesome people. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Mar 20171h 13min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Hillary has one pressing question for me: Where is my erection?! I stripped down fully nude with a total stranger to talk about sex and dating as I resurrect the not-really-that-infamous Naked Podcast series! Turns out the only way to get my d*ck hard was to say its name three times. Kinda like Beetlejuice, but less entertaining. PLUS: pegging, rape, Leonard Nimoy, advice, Barack Obama, Costa Rica, a desperate Canadian, nonmonogamy, and naked painting! SAVE THE DATE: March 29th, 3pm EST. Hang out with me on Facebook Live on the Manwhore Podcast fan page! PLEASE F*CK SARAH! If you’re a man in the Halifax, Nova Scotia area and reasonably attractive, email me. You are needed. Hear my bonus episode with Hillary by becomeing a Level 2+ fanwhore on Patreon. Gain access today! This week’s episode is sponsored by fake sponsors. Their checks don’t exist, but they always pay on time. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Mar 20171h 24min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Have you considered dating a plumber? Jon Birger crunched the numbers. Ladies, it’s not you: it’s the ratio! Okay, it could still totally be you, but Birger’s book Date-onomics debunks the 50% divorce rate, tells professional women why New York City is a terrible place to date, and suggests being more open-minded about online dating filters. Shout out to my fellow numbers nerds on this one! PLUS: firefighters, polyamory, Kuwait whores, gender ratios, Patreon, marriage, and mixed-collar dating! SAVE THE DATE: Facebook Fanwhore Hangout on March 29th, 3pm EST! Go buy Jon Birger’s book Date-onomics! Check out Jon Birger on the web! Website Twitter Facebook Check out the revamped Patreon community! Click here to become an Official Fanwhore! This week’s episode is sponsored by free Wi-Fi, the real MVP. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhroepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Mar 20171h 23min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Dan Soder found Minka Kelly on Raya, a celebrity dating app. “She’s the gold standard of a woman, to me.” Was it a match? Listen to find out, or find one of the several fake news biography pages written about Soder in the depths of Google. The Guy Code comedian joined me to discuss the exclusive dating app Raya as well as dating, love, and comedy. It’s the most non-funny, serious discussion of love from 2 funny people you’ll ever hear. PLUS: older women, Isle of Man, sleight of dick, young chicks, sobriety, stand-up comedy, and sex toy giveaways! Check out Dan Soder on the places! Website Facebook Twitter Instagram The Bonfire on SiriusXM Radio Learn how to win a free Clone-A-Willy kit by clicking here! Become an Official Fanwhore for as little as $1! Click here to support me on Patreon! This week’s episode is sponsored by Menagerie! Don’t just look sexy; feel sexy. Get free shipping with promo code MANWHORE at www.ByMenagerie.com! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Feb 201759min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Happy Valentine’s Day, whores! This week’s episode explores life’s oldest emotion: Love. And who better to hear from than the women who wouldn’t love me! Thank you to all of the women who made the monstrous mistake of making out with me many moons ago for taking the time to record once again. Thank you to my strictly platonic friend and Manwhore Podcast guest AJ Marechal for contributing her poem. Thank you to those who would do (almost) anything for love... Music featured: Bensound (bensounds.com), Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), “Is This Love?” by Bob Marley, “All Out of Love” by Air Supply, “I’d Do Anything for Love” by Meatloaf, “What is Love?” by Haddaway Be my Play Party VIP! Get a sexy-getting-ready album, including our final orgy outfit, anad a post-party debrief audio recording! Order before Feb. 21 and get $10 off! Email manwhorepod@gmail.com for more details. Order some Menagerié for yourself or the man in your life. Enjoy free shipping with promo code MANWHORE at ByMenagerie.com! Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1! Make your pledge today on my Patreon page! This week’s episode is sponsored by promo codes. Enjoy 150% off your next promo code when you enter WHAT WAS IT AGAIN? at checkout. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Feb 201752min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Tikva Wolf a.k.a. Kimchi Cuddles is a mega-talented cartoonist. Her first book Ask Me About Polyamory is an accessible collection of her comics about polyamory, queer issues, and gender. She’s a relationship anarchist who will tell you how she started with poly and ended up bucking the identity politics attached to it. “There’s very few bombs involved in relationship anarchy.” Notice she didn’t say no bombs! ALSO: I advise a couple on how to better enjoy their local sketchy sex party! PLUS: cuddling, labels, comics, sex toy givewaways, Menagerié, coconut oil, and hippy communes! Be our Play Party VIP! Gain exclusive access to Page and I’s night with sexy-getting-ready-pictures and a post-party debrief audio recording! Send $50 to $manwhorepod on Cash app & include your email address in the notes section. Win a free Clone-a-Willy by emailing manwhorepod@gmail.com and telling me your zip code. That’s it! Or enjoy 20% off one at www.CloneaWilly.com with promo code MANWHORE! PRE-ORDER KIMCHI CUDDLES’S NEW BOOK LOVE, RETOLD! Check out Kimchi Cuddles online! Website Facebook Twitter Tumblr Patreon Is coconut oil a good lube idea? This article suggests it's not! I'm still putting it on my hole. This week’s episode is (actually) sponsored by Menagerié. Get your man something that makes him feel sexy at www.ByMenagerie.com. Enjoy free shipping with the promo code MANWHORE! Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Feb 20171h 20min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Andrea Allan has a particular set of skills. Well, one skill: kicking d*cks! Comedian, podcaster, and former flame Andrea Allan returns for her third Manwhore Podcast appearance to talk crotch shots, love, and the art of eye-f*cking. It's a hilarious episode from one of my favorite guests! ALSO: a man's right to abortion? PLUS: Her app, emotional bandwidth, naked roast battle, Italian men, comedy, casual sex, bi-curiosity, and coconut oil! Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Check out Andrea Allan online! Subscribe to Andrea’s podcast The Hot Mess Comedy Hour! Instagram: @andrea_allan88 Twitter: @AndreaComedy Hot Ass Cold Cuts on Instagram This week’s episode is sponsored by Menagerié. Fellas, surprise your partner by wearing something sexy on Valentine’s Day. Get free shipping with promo code MANWHORE at www.ByMenagerie.com! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Feb 20171h 37min

Keep up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Comedian Miguel Dalmau fell in love with a stripper. This is no T-Pain song. My good friend shares his tale from skeezeball, to husband, to cheater, to divorced dad. Justifying his previous infidelity: “For once, it was somebody who wasn’t bringing me down, who wasn’t calling me stupid.” Cheating isn’t simple. Let Miguel Dalmau tell you why. ALSO: Professional dominatrix Lady Zombie returns to dish on coming back to sex worth after a pregnancy! PLUS: blood play, rape fantasy, drugs, emails, comedy, relationships, and divorce! Check out Miguel Dalmau’s comedy album Thank You That’s My Time! Discover Miguel on the internet: Website Twitter Instagram Check out Lady Zombie on her website! This week’s episode is sponsored by Menagerié. Get free shipping with promo code MANWHORE at www.bymenagerie.com! This week’s episode is sponsored by Stockings VR. Get your first taste of virtual reality porn at www.stockingsvr.com! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Jan 201758min