Ep. 499: Calling Back the Oral Sex Auditions

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida My guest this week is a woman who changed the way I view love, sex, and relationships. What could have been a one-time fling with a swinging MILF visiting NYC turned into a yearslong friendship and flirtation whose energy still remains palpable—and this was the first time I’d seen her in nearly 7 years! She was the first person I’d met who actually practiced some form of nonmonogamy. For the first time, I didn’t feel like I was an immoral, deviant slut demon. Her open marriage stood as my shining, healthy example for years before I’d ever attended a gangbang. A wave of relief washed over me knowing that we can make our own rules and set our own standards. “If you’re showing up to the marriage and you’re showing up to do the work, I’m not jealous.” PLUS: sex parties, crying, internet chatrooms, The Antoine Castle, advice, love, and doing puzzles with your husband Join me on April 26th at 3pm EST for a Fanwhore FB Live Hangout! Like The Manwhore Podcast fan page to stay updated! Let’s try to make “unibro” happen! Join our community of fanwhores on Patreon for as little as $1! Click here to support my work today! The Manwhore Podcast is sponsored by Pure: the hook-up app for awesome people! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Apr 20171h 38min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida A good happy ending massage blends the therapeutic with the sensual. And incorporates an awesome handjob. Molly, who was once known as the “Fisting Queen” of New York City, talks to me about her work giving “full body sensual massage” while she gives me the massage! You’ve never heard anything like it, and some of you probably didn’t want to. But it was only a matter of time until I got a handjob on mic. Download and listen to this intimate Manwhore Podcast to hear all the answers you’ve ever had about happy endings! p.s. if you’re a dirty pervert, I highly recommend sticking around for the post-credits scene… PLUS: Asian massage parlors, sex work, nonmonogamy, dating, Burning Man, “Johnspace”, The Erotic Review, and Russian endings! Email mollylikesyou@gmail.com to book an appointment with Molly next time you’re in NYC! I have some serious opinions on Asian massage parlors. Jim Norton has serious opinions on being a John. Check out his TIME op-ed ”In Defense of Johns.” We have an awesome community of fanwhores on Patreon! Click here to join the club! The Manwhore Podcast is sponsored by Pure. Download the hook-up app for awesome people from the App Store or Google Play. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Apr 20171h 37min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Jordan and I really wanted to have sex with each other. Jordan and I also didn’t want to have sex with each other that badly. We catch up nearly 2 years later to discuss how my dead grandmother got between us and how she’s more comfortable in threesomes than twosomes! ALSO: a few words from the founder of Hacienda, Andrew Sparksfire! PLUS: high school threesomes, the Pure app, polyamory, bisexual, Modern Sex Talks, and cell phone nicknames! SAVE THE DATE: Fanwhore FB Live Hangout on April 26th @ 3pm EST! Like my fan page to stay updated! Go like Andrew Sparksfire’s fan page to learn more about Hacienda! Follow Adam Lucidi and his hilarious characters at AdamLucidi.com! Check me out on Ep. 148 of Modern Sex Talks! I’m thrilled to be sponsored by Pure! Download the hook-up app for awesome people today! Join our community of fanwhores on Patreon for as little as $1! Click here to support my work today! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Apr 20171h 15min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Adam Lucidi met the love of his life on Periscope. It’s like meeting a chick from your Twitter DMs who’s only seen your face from one specific, unflattering angle. 20 minutes before recording, my ex-girlfriend dropped off a bag of my stuff at my doorstep. So, to the outrage of near-strangers on Facebook, Adam and I unpack this Bag of Sad to discuss my shortcomings as a boyfriend. PLUS: holding hands, love, plane crashes, long-distance relationships, swapmates, and internet morons! If you want the low down on my break-up, listen to my most recent episode of The Hot Mess Comedy Hour. Check out Adam Lucidi because he is a freaking treasure! Website Twitter Periscope YouTube Join our community of fanwhores on Patreon for just $1! Click here to pledge today! The Manwhore Podcast is sponsored by Pure. Download Pure and meet awesome people tonight! Pure: taking you from online to offline to getting off. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Mar 20171h 45min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Lesbian Liz hasn’t seen a penis in over a year! So I expose her to my member while she exposes me to lesbian culture. As she makes a concerted effort not to look at my crotch, we talk about lesbian bars, accepting her homosexuality, and teenaged Katherine Heigl. Keeping things weird in part 3 of my Naked Podcast series! Also: I touch on my recent break-up and the tremendous support I got from fanwhores. PLUS: drugs, faking orgasms, Indonesia, lesbians, nipple hairs, and coloring books! Join me for the 1st Fanwhore Facebook Live Hang Out March 29th, 3pm EST! Join our community of fanwhores on Patreon for just $1! Click here to pledge today! The Manwhore Podcast is sponsored by Pure. Download Pure and meet awesome people tonight! Pure: the hook-up app for awesome people. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Mar 20171h 32min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week features a couple of dicks and one rad chick. The Naked Series pairs me up with transgender woman Anneisa. Transgender Texas high school wrestling champion Mack Beggs started a stir with his championship win...in the women’s division. Comedian John Field pops in with a Patreon bonus episode teaser to discuss being a porn copywriter. Yes, that’s a real job! Lots going on in this week’s awesome Manwhore Podcast! PLUS: Craigslist, hormones, open relationships, Finland, Sex Worker Outreach Project, #TryPod, and an amazing set of implants! SAVE THE DATE: March 29th, 3pm EST. Hang out with me on Facebook Live! Like The Manwhore Podcast fan page now! Congratulations to Mack Beggs on his Texas state title! Read more about his situation here. Become a pen pal for an incarcerated sex worker through SWOP Behind Bars! Or just send a nice letter to my pen pal at the below address: Shannan Lawless P47285 Gadsden Correctional Facility 6044 Greensboro Highway Quincy, Florida 32351 Check out The John Field Show on YouTube! Gain access to the bonus episode with John Field by joining our community of fanwhores on Patreon! Click here to make your pledge today! The Manwhore Podcast is sponsored by Pure. Download in the app store or or Google Play and meet awesome people tonight! Pure: the hook-up app for awesome people. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Mar 20171h 13min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Hillary has one pressing question for me: Where is my erection?! I stripped down fully nude with a total stranger to talk about sex and dating as I resurrect the not-really-that-infamous Naked Podcast series! Turns out the only way to get my d*ck hard was to say its name three times. Kinda like Beetlejuice, but less entertaining. PLUS: pegging, rape, Leonard Nimoy, advice, Barack Obama, Costa Rica, a desperate Canadian, nonmonogamy, and naked painting! SAVE THE DATE: March 29th, 3pm EST. Hang out with me on Facebook Live on the Manwhore Podcast fan page! PLEASE F*CK SARAH! If you’re a man in the Halifax, Nova Scotia area and reasonably attractive, email me. You are needed. Hear my bonus episode with Hillary by becomeing a Level 2+ fanwhore on Patreon. Gain access today! This week’s episode is sponsored by fake sponsors. Their checks don’t exist, but they always pay on time. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Mar 20171h 24min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Have you considered dating a plumber? Jon Birger crunched the numbers. Ladies, it’s not you: it’s the ratio! Okay, it could still totally be you, but Birger’s book Date-onomics debunks the 50% divorce rate, tells professional women why New York City is a terrible place to date, and suggests being more open-minded about online dating filters. Shout out to my fellow numbers nerds on this one! PLUS: firefighters, polyamory, Kuwait whores, gender ratios, Patreon, marriage, and mixed-collar dating! SAVE THE DATE: Facebook Fanwhore Hangout on March 29th, 3pm EST! Go buy Jon Birger’s book Date-onomics! Check out Jon Birger on the web! Website Twitter Facebook Check out the revamped Patreon community! Click here to become an Official Fanwhore! This week’s episode is sponsored by free Wi-Fi, the real MVP. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhroepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Mar 20171h 23min