Ep. 499: Calling Back the Oral Sex Auditions

Stay up-to-date with future Billy with http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Leah Bonnema is in a common law marriage. What does that mean? “I think it means he can turn off my respirator,” says the New York comedian and Lady Parts Justice contributor. Bonnema tells me about falling in love with a fellow comedian, how they make it through fights, and how terrifying it is to be a woman in Trump’s America. Her motto? Call your anti-choice congressman…or at least make fun of him! PLUS: comedy, advice, polyamory, love, communication, Patreon contest, children, Donald Trump, & showering! Watch Lady Parts Justice mock and ridicule the patriarchy at LadyPartsJustice.com! Check out Leah Bonnema all over! Website Twitter Facebook Instagram Enter to win all of the Patreon bonus episodes! I’ll randomly draw a lucky listener each week! Earn an entry each week by: Being on the mailing list. Posting manwhorepod.com/iTunes on Facebook & tagging The Manwhore Podcast. Tweeting manwhorepod.com/iTunes with the hashtag #ManwhorePodcast. Get a bonus entry for doing all three! This week’s episode is (actually) sponsored by StockingsVR.com. Take advantage of their holiday pricing of $19.95/month at StockingsVR.com through January 28! Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com! www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Des 20161h 12min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida "I have a rape fantasy — it's called not getting raped." Alex Engelbert is the harlot you love to hate. When she got punched in the face by an ex-boyfriend, she received mix reactions and a lot of skeptics (me included). Other women who have posted publicly about abuse, however, receive unwavering support. Alex opens up about fair-weather feminists and the definition of consent. "If being drunk in college means I can't consent, then I minored in getting raped!" See us roast battle each other LIVE on January 5 at New York Comedy Club! Use promo code BILLY for $5 tickets! Follow Alex on Instagram and Twitter: @alex_engelbert Use promo code BILLY for $5 tickets to our Roast Battle on January 5! Click here to buy tickets today! Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1/month on Patreon! Click here to pledge today! This week’s episode is sponsored by paranoia. Is it a cold sore? Or are your lips just cold? Or is it just a speck of chocolate? Paranoia keeps you guessing! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Des 20161h 25min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Genderqueer superstar Milcah Halili is frustrated with feminism. Identity politics has put so much emphasis on labels that this pain slut prefers the term 'fluid.' This Manwhore Podcast features talks of pee, privilege, and pronouns!  PLUS: feminism, piss play, funemployment, dating, genderqueer pronouns, gross sex, and Bonus Boy Holes! Join me at the 2017 No Pants Subway Ride in New York City! Email manwhorepod@gmail.com to RSVP! Check out Milcah Halili’s writing and porn stuff! Website Writing Twitter Instagram Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1/month on Patreon. Click here to make your pledge today! This week’s episode is (actually) sponsored by Motorbunny. Get $50 off a Motorbunny Starter Set when you visit Motorbunny.com and use the code MANWHORE at checkout. Emial your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Des 20161h 16min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida My physical therapist is the last woman I told, “I love you.” I was a casualty of Emily’s New Relationship Energy and fascination with novelty. This week’s Manwhore Podcast provided me closure about a break-up long since past. I also share some fan emails and discuss an embarrassing text message I sent my landlord. It’s a jampacked episode! PLUS: open relationships, threesomes, communication, cheating, yoga, break up brunch, and #AllTheFeels! Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Listen to my episode of This Is Why You’re Single! Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1/month on Patreon. Click here to make your pledge today! This week’s episode is sponsored by Motorbunny! Get $50 off a Motorbunny Starter Set when you visit Motorbunny.com and use the code MANWHORE at checkout. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Des 20161h 33min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Harrison Greenbaum is the voice of removing typical gender norms from masculinity. That's because his voice is not one you’d typically describe as masculine. But I’ve been on enough Tinder dates with his former flames to know he does quite well for himself in the female department! Harrison is what the modern man sounds like: confident, intelligent, and feminist...and maybe a little gay. This is masculinity in the Age of Trump! PLUS: sex parties, stand-up comedy, dirty talk, Shrek, feminism, and masturbating with your sister! I want your artwork! Send your fan art to be used as the new logo to manwhorepod@gmail.com! Hear me on Ep. 94 of Multiamory! Check out Harrison Greenbaum on the places! Website Twitter Best Friend Plans podcast Check out Hannah Abney! Website Instagram Handsy With Hannah Become an Official Fanwhore on Patreon! Click here to make your pledge today! This week’s episode is (actually) sponsored by Motorbunny. Get $50 off a Motorbunny Starter Kit when you visit Motorbunny.com and use code MANWHORE at checkout. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Nov 20161h 14min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Braces are dangerous. Talia made me break my No Teenagers rule several years ago during my DateMySchool Era of manwhoreness. She came by Bushwick to relive that night moment by moment: from the initial messages to the creepy Catholic school parking lot to the passive aggressive rejection that followed. This is a great episode that you will not want to miss! PLUS: age, blowjobs, noxious farts, driving for the D, rejection, Sex Criminals, and the rush of casual sex! If you like the show, like The Manwhore Podcast’s fan page! Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1 on Patreon! Click here to make your pledge today! This week’s episode is sponsored by the word ‘cad.’ Whether you mean a dishonorable man, a Cadillac, or a birthday card in Boston, cad’s got you covered. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Nov 201656min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Sandra LaMorgese proves you're never too old to teach an old dog new kinks. Seeing her holistic health clinic close down, Sandra become a professional dominatrix at the age of 55 to keep the lights on! Now at 60, she feels more confident and sexy than ever! This week's Manwhore Podcast goes to show that age is just a number. Unless you're 13, then it's a felony. PLUS: CougarLife.com, social media, BDSM, health, menopause, hypnosis, and Trump! Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Come speed dating with me at OnSpeedDating.com and get $5 off with code BILLY5! Buy Sandra LaMorgese's book Switch: Time for a Change! Follow Sandra LaMorgese on the stuff! Website Twitter Instagram Become an Official Fanwhore on Patreon. Click here to support my work! This week's episode is sponsored by aspargus. When you need a safe word, 'asparagus' is always there. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Nov 20161h 16min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida My high school prom date Melissa joins The Manwhore Podcast to reminisce on our Hyde School misadventures. I finally air my grievances with our prom night and that time she made an indecent proposal. Boarding school requires crafty thinking and lowered standards for intimate encounters. Just make sure you don't "exchange any fluids" (her words not mine)! ALSO: my favorite Hyde School legend... PLUS: Hyde, boyfriends, fingering, sex ed, disappointing Nana, crushes, and a boy in the corner! If you like The Manwhore Podcast, try Sex With Timaree! Especially episode 263 with yours truly! If you want to read my piece about Love, shoot me an email. Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Become an official fanwhore to receive bonus episodes and exclusive rewards! Pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by pillows. Relieved that the election is over? Have a good cry in a pillow™. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Nov 20161h 20min