
Seal Team D.I.C.K.
The boys try to figure out why every celebrity has a tequila company, discuss how wild it must be to be Tiger Woods, learn about how The Torah is super sex positive, and react to the infamous Cake Farts video. Hear the full episode + get instant access to 88 exclusive episodes in the Patreon back catalog, crazy merch offers, and much more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
14 Jun 202110min

125: My Dad Sent Me a D*ck Pic
Twall and MB figure out science. They discuss how all sports should do HGH, how Betty Rumble had exquisite feet, and why getting fingered by E.T. would be sensational. Oh also NEW STIFF SOCKS MERCH OUT NOW!! www.stiffsocksmerch.com Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog (80+ episodes!) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Sheath Underwear for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/socks Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off a pair of Raycons at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at www.liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS.
9 Jun 20211h 3min

124: Peg Leg Pleasure
The stiff duo riff on how marriage is a hoax, trench coats are canceled, and the boys rate their dick game. They also try and uncover the worlds deepest darkest secret... who invented the gloryhole. This is science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and isntant access to the Patreon back catalog (80+ episodes!) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off at www.IPVanish.com/socks Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Download Honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks
2 Jun 20211h 4min

Mommy Milker Mondays
The scientists figure out how cryptocurrency works, riff on people with weird hobbies, and hear about a cute ass date Michael went on. Plus thinking about DaBaby in the shower and some advice for a listener that had her first threesome. Get the full episode, instant access to all 86 episodes in the Patreon back catalog, plus access to the stiff socks discord and much more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
31 Mai 202111min

123: How To Have a Foursome
GOT DAMN the bois are back. They discuss nothing but the pure science of sea turtle banging missionary, Olympic synchronised cumming, and how miss Jetson gotta body! They also discuss... oh yeah... Michael’s foursome is CONFIRMED!! This a science podcast. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off at www.ipvanish.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks
26 Mai 20211h 9min

Reverb the Coochie
The boys discuss a wild encounter they had with a controversial internet personality, riff on the issues with slow sex, why ladies should really take the water, and how sneezing is better than cumming. Get the full episode plus instant access to 80+ exclusive Patreon episodes, an invite to the stiff socks discord, exclusive merch offers and more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
24 Mai 202110min

122: Cock Kebobs
Twally and MBlau riff on the serious topics of how to lick honey off your balls, how many doughnuts they can fit on their pee pees, and how sea turtles are a hoax. They also discover that Trev is a gay bar 9. Cells. Mitochondria. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to over 80 exclusive episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.keeps.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS.
19 Mai 20211h 4min

Trev Got DMed by WHO??
We know stiff socks is usually wild, but this one is wild wild. The boys riff on getting your ass ate in Huntsville, why teachers are freaks in bed, a 4some proposition for 2fine, and a crazy DM on Trev's instagram. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog and exclusive merch at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
17 Mai 202110min





















