EP 295 - SOLD OUT IN SAN FRANCISCO w/ THE YOUNG SHOOTER ft. KRISTEN LEDLOW

Michael and Gerald are reunited in the East Coast Gloom Tomb in anticipation of the debut episode of I AM CAIT on E!. They've got their pizza and their popcorn ready because they've got questions. For the undercard they talk NBA, Seymour Rapaport aka Bill Cosby, Ryan Seacrest, Police Brutality, Donald Trump, Rachel Dolezal and more. Then comes the MAIN EVENT. Michael and Gerald are watching the premiere episode of I AM CAIT live and their feelings are not to be missed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

27 Jul 20151h 4min

Michael and Gerald are at in again. In Game 2 of the Doubleheader. Gerald is upset that Michael wasn't nominated for an Emmy for his Guest Starring role on Louie this Season, racism towards Serena Williams and sh*t bag Bill Cosby. Michael takes exception to Cosby's alias for freaking off SEYMOUR RAPAPORT. Shaq vs. Pippen. Man vs. Alligator in the Sick F*ck of the Week, Durant vs. LeBron, John McCain vs. Donald Trump, JPP vs M-80, Russell Wilson vs. Abstinence with Ciara, Michael Sam vs. his ex-boyfriend, Chris Froome vs. piss, teenage girls Softball Coach vs. teenage girls Softball Coach, DeAndre Jordan vs. Danny Aiello, this episode HAS IT ALL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

23 Jul 201539min

Michael is coming to you LIVE from the Gloom Tomb for GAME 1 of the Doubleheader! Michael is up to bat first and he goes OFF. Starting off with big LOVE to the fans for all the support and Twitter Sh*t talking lately but Twitter has a dark side too. The racism is rampant about Serena Williams and help but take aim at men who just can't handle her body. The Howard Stern Fantasy Football is coming, one famous white man has no lips, Michael relates to Ariana Grande at the donut shop and Michael's HARD BODY KARATE HOT YOGA tale is NOT TO BE MISSED! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

23 Jul 201541min

"I know you're coming at me hard about this sports thing." - Bill Burr; "You know I'm coming! You know I'm f*cking coming!" - Michael Rapaport; "Alright let's do it, we're friends, you've got a good Snapple in you, let's go!" - Bill Burr; "The people have asked for this!" - Michael Rapaport; Tom Brady. Bill Belicheck. The Patriot Way. GoodFellas. Bill Cosby. Worldwide (Phenomenon) Stand Up Comedy. Bill Burr. Michael Rapaport. I AM RAPAPORT. PART 2: WAR is LIVE! Check out Part 1 in what the streets are calling the greatest two part blockbuster of the Summer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

21 Jul 201554min

Michael is in the West Coast Gloom Tomb with the lone red rabid wolf, comedian Bill Burr. They first met making the movie "The Heat" with Sandra Bullock & Melissa McCarthy and are collecting their $42 residual checks to this day. They talk Bill's stand up comedy mentality, how he gets better, what he's working on for his act and what he's learned from other great comedians. Michael and Bill still love working on and watching movies but Michael doesn't f*ck with comic book movies (even though he'd be in one). Since Michael has done so many movies Bill wants to know if Michael knows if a movie is going to be bad when he gets to set. Michael has a special story about a film with a big name star that he did that he calls "a piece of sh*t" and why it was a f*cking disaster. The gloves start to come off in this one! This episode is not to be missed! Stay tuned for BILL BURR - PART 2: WAR. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

17 Jul 201554min

Michael is coming to you live and direct from the Gloom Tomb. Michael gives a shout out to actor Peter O'Toole. Bill Cosby, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber butt ass on a boat and WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED! Michael calls his nephew Duncan who performs ERIC B FOR PRESIDENT from ERIC B & RAKIM - PAID IN FULL in honor of the 27 year anniversary of the album's release. Michael calls Gerald to talk about A-Rod getting snubbed for the All Star Game. JPP nearly blowing his hand off with fireworks on the 4th of July. Donald Trump not being associated with New York City or the Tri-State area for being a dumb ass. Michael wants to bet everything that he has that he won't become President and Gerald feels that strongly about Gov. Chris Christie. Michael and Gerald plea with Caitlyn Jenner not to do all the womanly things at once because it takes practice to walk the streets of NY in high heels. Lester Holt replacing Brian Williams as anchor of the Nightly News for NBC. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

14 Jul 201548min

Michael had to get out of bed to be FORCED to talk about all the idiotic sh*t that's been going on in the world in this EMERGENCY podcast. DeAndre Jordan reneged on his verbal commitment with the Dallas Mavericks and went back to the LA Clippers. Jason Pierre Paul and C.J. Wilson lost fingers during 4th of July and Michael is wondering if professional athletes need nannies. Michael doesn't know what's going on with the men of the Kardashians. The second Sick F*ck of the Week award is given out. A very relevant Al Pacino Line of the Week line is delivered from Scarface. Michael stands with Dustin Hoffman about his feelings about the movie business being in a crisis in a CAN'T MISS segment. One man is named in famous white people who don't have lips and we close out letting you know about the HUGE week that we have planned ahead. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

9 Jul 201525min

Michael and Gerald are coming to you from the Gloom Tomb and they're not f*cking around. They talk current events. Michael and Gerald recount sneaking down courtside next to George Gervin to see Year 2 Michael Jordan play at MSG. 25 year old Gerald and Michael going to Minnesota to make Beautiful Girls. While there they would go nuts at Prince's Disco with white women and NBA players. There's a special J.R. Rider story to be told. 15 year old Michael and Gerald were going Hip Hop Clubs in NYC during the 1980's and got to see the top artists perfuming but fights would break out constantly. Gerald was always looking out for Michael who was told not to wander off. G Moody recounts the first time he came to L.A. to visit Michael and how they'd go to the Improv to see the hottest new comics. Growing up with former NBA player and Brooklyn legend Kenny Anderson, taking a joy ride around L.A. in a "borrowed" Trans Am and a run in with the cops that included eggs and Ricky Shroeder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

7 Jul 201546min