The World v Carl - Round 8 (Rich Stevens) - NSFW

No one, it is said expects the Spanish inquisition - but NO ONE expected this!!! 33 seconds and 1-0 to the good and 4-0 up at half time!!!! Wow!! We all reconvene for the first match at the Vic and the first Post Match Phone In after thrilling performance against the R's who did the double over us last term. Yes the opposition weren't good and we mustn't get carried away - there will be stiffer tests this season and we are still short in the squad - but bloomin 'eck this was fun!!! Thoughts on Louza, the Crow, full backs who cut inside, Pat Butcher really delivering a performance with not a single new signing in the starting line up are thrown in and we discuss if Georgi Chekvetadze should be known as "Dave". Welcome back everybody - we'll have down days so lets enjoy the ups!!! Its good to be back! Part 2 will be out shortly COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Skyla Rose, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Uncle Ron, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Carl Clare, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

5 Aug 202349min

Its (sort of) local rivals QPR coming to the Vic for the opener because their pitch isn’t ready – we ask all the important questions like – where do old scarfs and shirts actually go, why has Justin got a QPR shirt and does that make him a traitor, how do QPR fans remember former Hornets player and manager Glenn Roeder who played for Rangers in the early 80’s, how is Gareth Ainsworth considered after the 5-0 Oxford United pre-season defeat, why is it Watford who always get them going if only for one game, we try to work out who has had the worst closed season in terms transfers, have QPR signed Meghan Fox and why do Stoke and Brum seem to have money? What is the point of FFP if you’re a small club, what’s Pete’s favourite niche horse race, how will the League 1 promoted teams do this season – and who in the hell is Joe Gubbins?!? Pete makes a complete porridge of the newly formatted Prediction league and Justin is apoplectic that he might not be allowed to select 1-1 all season for every game, John Parslow rolls some dice, Carl tries to complicate everything but is roundly ignored, and despite all protestations Justin picks 1-1!!!! With the prediction league out of the way we talk our team kits and whether we like the newly launched shy blue 3rd kit and the 85th anniversary of the Beano and why QPR’s second kit is a tribute to the comic! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Skyla Rose, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Uncle Ron, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Carl Clare, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2 Aug 202340min

Part Two of our get together in the run up to the start of the season, we discuss amputee football, what do we need, are things that bad and how hot is it in the Spanish Islands and Florida at the moment and no one seems to know if the Bunker is open on Saturday or not - so everything's back to normal then! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Skyla Rose, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Uncle Ron, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Carl Clare, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1 Aug 20231h

With the season kick off on Saturday we ease back into Twitter Space world (to ensure that Elon hasn't broken everything) and ask questions about semi final goal scorers, away kits, is it Ismael or Val (Pete still doesnt know!), why is everyone so upset that other people might think something different, why is pre season almost all behind closed doors these days, do we think we will sign anyone before the first game - or the end of the transfer window. Pete bangs on about the Ashes and Justin couldn't care less. All opinions welcomed - let the shambles commence part 1!! COYH!!! Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Skyla Rose, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Uncle Ron, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Carl Clare, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1 Aug 202358min

The second part of our pre-season preview is a rather bad tempered affair brought on by the frustrations of a slow transfer window! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Skyla Rose, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Uncle Ron, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Carl Clare, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

26 Jul 202349min

In the first part of two we look ahead to the new season with EFL analyst and Vicarage Road good luck charm Benjamin Bloom. Which teams are doing the business transfer wise, which players should we be looking out for and could we all stop insulting him before recording starts? This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Skyla Rose, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Uncle Ron, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Carl Clare, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

26 Jul 202345min

The boys get together in order to fail to answer questions submitted, have a look at the 5 word reviews for the closed season so far, talk about the Borehamwood game that some saw and the Arsenal game that was played behind closed doors, the gaps in the squad, the players released, what we suspect might be a strong championship, balancing costs/wages vs being competitive, is sharing starters or chips socially acceptable? Is Bachmann a good fit for Valball? We discuss the Wendover curse might be and decide to award the Indian take-away enthusiast 2 curses. A collective ignorance about “Love Island” but a worrying enthusiasm for cheese graters. How do you solve a problem live Ismaila? Does culture impact on the injury list? Penny pinching and release clauses? You had me at “Putrid”, Xisco’s new job and an owner who wont stop talking, Pete goes through Borehamwood in detail as he saw it, home and away heroes having shirts delivered by Watford legends, trying to change Ken Sema’s image and reputation, Pete’s ill-fated trip to Barnsley via Harrogate, Leeds and Sheffield, Pete’s ill-fated attempt at a Yorkshire accent, Justin confuses the 90’s and the 80’s. Pete gets carried away in a fit of self-righteousness and decides to make a stone tablet of the 7 commandments for social media to help preserve peoples mental health before he goes on holiday (which judging by the 7 commandments – he clearly needs!) We discuss the “At our place” and the From the Rookery End live podcast coming in March and finally give news about the forthcoming fantasy league plus Carl’s new element – Super Six League!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Skyla Rose, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Uncle Ron, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Carl Clare, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11 Jul 20231h 13min

Three grumpy old men convene to moan about pretty much everything! Subjects include (but are not limited to) Elton John anthems and Z-Cars, not Coldplay, Gwynyth Paltrow scented candles, Justin sings - The Lion King, Jimmy Hill's song writing capabilities, Who likes, loathes or is still emotionally processing the home shirt and ask where the red has gone, Barnsley's new home shirt (REALLY!), fixtures on new years day, signings, Pete's continued admiration of Paul Ince, Jake Livermore and Slimani rumours, stair lift and other adverts for old people, Liquorice vs Blackcurrant, why are confectionary and Ice Creams getting smaller and swindle, the unfortunate invention of crinkle cut pringles, who puts wrappers back in the celebrations box, a lack mens grooming product advice, Bake off updates, why you shouldn't wear a gas mask whilst under a bed, Pete's lowest wattage impression to date and we finally put the 2022/23 seasons A-Z on a Viking long boat and throw fire arrows at it. We finish by looking at the brand of shoe worn by Gino and realise we are all in the wrong jobs!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

30 Jun 202354min