Help I’ve Got A Huge Wadge
William’s Etiquettimology is flush with facts as Jordan discovers the true meaning of his name. In the midst of his newfound mid-thirties crisis, Jordan is embracing the power of “no,” while William juggles swiping through his dating app matches and keeping up with a towering stack of handwritten letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18 Feb 49min
Chat Up Lines, Courting Catastrophes and Creamy Endings
Love is in the air as the boys get their gladrags on (well, one of them does) and dive into their first date. Will sparks fly or is it a recipe for disaster? Jordan sets the mood with his finest chat-up lines and corned beef hash (a Northern aphrodisiac, apparently), while William puckers up for a creamy explosion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14 Feb 25min
Help I've Got Clunch On My Halfzip
Jordan’s battling a “mid-thirties” crisis with a trip back to Burnley, while William’s off to Sweden (Voooodpecker!) for his grand debut on Swedish TV. Meanwhile, the boys tackle your dating dilemmas like, is asking a date to bail you out of jail a red flag? And how do you orchestrate a date between two friends who, let’s just say, seem suspiciously familiar? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11 Feb 48min
Irritating Icks, Immaculate Lavatories, and Impending Izzy
The boys are dishing out their verdicts on the G&Divas' icks, and who’d have thought it, they’ve added a few of their own to the list. The prestigious 2024 Loo Awards have been announced, and somehow, Mikey might have had a hand in the winning toilet. Plus, we hear about the wildest career U-turn and brace ourselves for a seriously sassy storm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7 Feb 21min
Help I Witnessed A Muff Drying
William tackles his noisy neighbour problem with a masterfully written passive-aggressive text, while Jordan has suggested a sex toy ban (#notasexpodcast). The boys relive the highs and lows of their cottaging trip, including a sauna visit that revealed more than expected. Plus, G&Diva dilemmas bring us a heartwarming love story and a questionable use for the gym hairdryer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4 Feb 40min
Fancy Gays, Fighting Fines and Ben's Big Load
Snuggle up because it’s story time featuring a dramatic reading of a very special book about a boy called Ben and his… enormous load. Like Jordan, a G&Diva is facing a battle with the bin police, and Tom Allen coins a new term that fits William to a tee. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31 Jan 22min
Help I Got Pied Off For A Steak Bake
Jordan is back to his northern roots with a star return at Turf Moor, but he’s not the only one in the spotlight, William’s fresh from his glittering solo tour. The boys dive into G&Diva dilemmas, featuring a “skincare” gadget mix-up and a steak bake ultimatum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28 Jan 42min
Cottaging, Cremations and Car Crashes
The boys are off on their annual cottaging trip, but before they head out, they’re playing judge and jury, deciding which G&Diva confessions deserve judgment. One G&Diva finds themselves in the hot seat after an unfortunate turn of phrase, and Jordan reveals the car crash behaviors that give him the ick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24 Jan 19min
