🔵 “$400M Latte” — Blue Bottle’s acquisition. Oil’s everything tax. Startup-maxxing surge. +Solo Dining Surge
Founder-Maxxing is the new trend… America is losing jobs, but gaining entrepreneurs.Blue Bottle Coffee was just acquired by China’s Luckin for $400M… It’s a 9-digit latte.Oil surged 14% in the biggest...
9 Mar 22min
🏁 “Kars 4 Kims” — Formula 1’s girlfriend bet. Robinhood’s platinum card. Iran’s Insider Predicting. +Burger King bites back
Formula 1 racing starts tomorrow and it comes down to 3 biz keys… Cadillac, Apple, and Kim Kardashian.Robinhood’s $695 Platinum Card is made of *real* platinum… but can it out-Amex your assets?16 peop...
6 Mar 22min
💻 “MacValue Meal” — Apple’s $599 laptop. Soulja Boy’s AI phone. Iran’s bull case. +Taser Alarm Clock
Apple launched its cheapest laptop ever… we think repeats a mistake Tesla made.Soulja Boy is the 1st rapper to clone his voice with AI… to sell B2B software.Stocks are actually up since the War with I...
5 Mar 23min
🤙 “High School Millionaire” — Cal AI’s crazy acquisition. Iran’s drone game. McDonald’s cringe-burger. +New Song car-crash
McD’s CEO went viral for awkwardly eating its new burger… but it smells like a 90s marketing McTastrophe.Iran’s $20k drones cost us $4M to shoot down… It’s financial asymmetry, affecting stocks.Cal AI...
4 Mar 22min
🛡️ “War-folios” — Iran market reaction. Dutch Bros’ energy. Anthropic’s moral marketing. + Fitbit for farting
Oil’s up, airlines are down, and so is Chipotle… We look at how War in Iran hits everything markets.Dutch Bros is now the #3 coffee chain… but it’s actually an energy drink chain in disguise.Anthropic...
3 Mar 23min
💉 “Corporate Botox” — Block’s 40% layoff. Netflix’s wedding crashed. Coach Handbags’ anthropologist. +Burger King’s AI
Jack Dorsey is replacing 40% of Block’s employees with AI… and the Wall Street reward was huge. Coach is selling 3 million Gen Z women its $350 handbag… thanks to an anthropologist.Wedding Crashers ex...
2 Mar 23min
🤠 “LIVE with Poppi Co-founders Allison & Stephen Ellsworth — Pepsi’s $2B Power Couple
Husband and wife Allison and Stephen Ellsworth have 3 kids and 3 Super Bowl commercials - Because together they created Poppi, the better-for-you soda disruptor that PepsiCo bought for $1.95 Billion l...
27 Feb 29min
🤠 “Austin LIVE Show” — AI Mermaids. Levi’s skinny deregulation. Uber’s Swiss Army Knife. +Topo Chico shortage
Live… from Austin… it’s The Best One Yet!We performed live at Austin’s famous State Theater. Some extra razzle dazzle & sprinkle dinkle — but our usual daily Takeaways you know & love.#1. How to slop-...
26 Feb 32min
