
đ âUsed Minivan = George Clooneyâ â AutoNationâs opposite day. Googleâs slowly dying. Revenge of the Malls.
AutoNation reveals that Used Cars are selling for more than New Cars because theyâre channeling their inner George Clooney. Google is 91% of all searches worldwide, but Google Search is dead inside. A...
18 Feb 202221min

đ âThe Avo-pocalypseâ â Facebookâs Mean Girl MetaMates. Avocadoâs drug cartel. Robloxâs kid game.
Wild: 80% of Americaâs avocados come from Mexico⊠and the US just paused imports of avocados from Mexico. So your guac could become extra, extra, extra. Facebook is renaming its employees âMetaMatesâ ...
17 Feb 202219min

đŽ âYou can never leaveâ â Squarespaceâs Hotel California. Intelâs freedom chip. Mysteryâs corporate happy-hour.
Youâve probably heard a Squarespace ad on a pod⊠And theyâre doing more podcast ads than any other company because of the âHotel Californiaâ strategy. Mystery just hit a $100M valuation after pulling ...
16 Feb 202219min

đ âScan here to winâ â Coinbaseâs QR ROI. CoComelonâs kid cash flow. Congressâ stock ban-apalooza.
The most successful Super Bowl commercial was the cheapest one: Coinbaseâs QR Code QB sneak. The #1 YouTube Channel in America is now CoCoMelon thanks to its Kid Cash Flow. And momentum is gaining in ...
15 Feb 202219min

đ â$4M French Friesâ â The Container Storeâs puberty. FriesDAOâs restaurant craving. Electric Chargingâs beauty pageant.
The Container Storeâs stock just plummeted 20% because itâs going through the awkwardness of corporate puberty. Fresh after a crypto crew tried to buy the US Constitution, FriesDAO raised $4M in 4 day...
14 Feb 202218min

đŁ âAinât No Thangâ â Wingstopâs chicken wing ghost. Uberâs 1st Super App. The Super Bitcoin Betting Bowl.
The only pure play chicken wing stock, Wingstop may have the boldest goal of any fast food chain: Table-less wings. Uber jumped 4% because we think itâs (unofficially) become the 1st American Super Ap...
11 Feb 202217min

đ„ âGuac is extra, extraâ â Chipotleâs ROLO economy. Bonny Bitcoin & Crypto Clyde. And the Oscar goes toâŠ
Chipotleâs earnings report is so meaty that it ainât about the YOLO Economy â itâs about the ROLO Economy. The government just arrested the suspects behind the biggest crypto hack in history: It invol...
10 Feb 202217min

đ âWho could buy Peloton?â â Pelotonâs brand halo. Dominoâs Anti-Fees. Appleâs new iTap hannibal.
Peloton announced their worst earnings ever, yet the stockâs up 30% on who could acquire it. Happy National Pizza day â so why is Dominoâs paying you $3 to not get delivery? And Apple just unveiled âT...
9 Feb 202218min






















