r/AITA "BUY ME A HOUSE!

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a member of the military who accidentally crawls through a nest of stinging bugs during a training mission. The bugs absolutely devour his legs, covering them in thousands of painful welts. He has a bad allergic reaction, and a doctor orders him to get bed rest. His egotistical sergeant isn't buying it, and she mocks OP that "You don't get bed rest for bug bites!" OP gives her some malicious compliance by showing her just how wrong she is! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Des 202113min

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP was abandoned by her loser father. Decades later, he finds out that her father is in a nursing home, so she sets in motion a revenge plan that destroys her father's house, bank account, and relationship with his other family -- we're talking complete scorched earth. Buckle up, because this is a long and satisfying tale of truly professional revenge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Des 202119min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a stuck-up worker at a company thinks that she's so valuable that company would crumble without her. That also gives her the confidence to go around treating people like garbage. When the opportunity arises for her to switch her job to a contract-based position, her boss is more than happy to maliciously comply. Then, he just doesn't renew her contract! Turns out, the boss had been looking for a way to fire her for years, and she just handed him a good excuse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Des 202117min

r/Choosingbeggars Hey kids, how would you like to travel out to some old dude's farm and spend your entire weekend hauling heavy bails of hay up to the top of a barn... for free?! I know, it sounds too good to be true. It's so nice of this boomer to give kids an opportunity to do back-breaking labor for the incredible price of $0/hour. Honestly, it would be rude to turn him down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Des 202116min

r/Entitledparents Apparently, a couple of scientists used Covid's DNA to compose a song, which OP shared with one of his friends. The friends entitled mom was stupid enough to believe that Covid can be transmitted through music. So, she calls up OP to scream at him and his mother for raising such an irresponsible child. OP, I'm surprised you didn't cough at the Karen over the phone. Maybe that would've scared her off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Des 202118min

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works at Starbucks under a truly obnoxious boss. One day, OP shows up to work really early to pick up tips, and notices something unusual going on in the back alley behind the Starbucks. OP's boss is carrying shipments of food into the coffee shop, but he mysteriously puts one of the boxes of food into a strange vehicle, which speeds off. OP does some investigating and realizes that the boss is stealing food from the store that he can sell it at events such as sports games. OP then reveals the crime in a truly spectacular fashion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Des 202121min

r/Rpghorrorstories In today's episode, OP is a charming and attractive fella who decides to start a D&D game with a couple of friends. These friends also know that OP is in a relationship with his girlfriend. That doesn't stop the two girls in his D&D group from coming up with a plan to tempt OP into cheating on his girlfriend. One of the players sneaks off into OP's room and presents herself to him in full catgirl attire, and then gets upset when OP kicks her out of the apartment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Des 202120min

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a married woman trying to care for her child while her lazy husband sits around and watches Netflix all day. Money gets tight, so OP decides that paying for baby food is more important than paying for Hulu, Netflix, Amazon video, and other streaming services. Her husband gets pissed off at OP for taking away one of his only joys in life, and calls OP a butthole for her selfishness. What do you think? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Des 202118min