r/AITA "BUY ME A HOUSE!

Growing up, OP had an absolutely evil twin brother who tried to make OP's life miserable. He bullied, teased, and harassed OP at every possible opportunity. He also lied to break up OP's first relationship. Years later, when OP's brother is lying in his death bed of kidney failure, OP doesn't feel an ounce of sympathy. OP walks out of the hospital knowing that he's a match to his brother, but he refuses to save the life of the person who bullied him for years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Jun 202120min

r/Pettyrevenge Every week, OP makes pizza for his family. He loves extra sauce, so he pours extra pizza sauce on his pizza. His parents flip out and accuse him of selfishly hoarding all the sauce for himself instead of sharing with the family. He tells his mom that he was only using the leftover sauce, and that there's no way she could finish the rest of the sauce by herself. Infuriated, OP's mom dumps the remaining jar of sauce onto her pizza, creating a gooey mountain of tomato sauce. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Jun 202118min

r/AmITheA**hole OP is an American girl who speaks Japanese, and she's married to a guy of Japanese descent who doesn't speak Japanese, but his parents do. OP's husband starts demanding that she call him the Japanese term for "honored husband," even around his parents. OP refuses because it's extremely cringey and inappropriate, which causes her husband to sulk and lash out. Is she the butthole for not becoming a kawaii anime waifu for her beloved husbando? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Jun 202118min

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP discovers that his mother committed identity fraud and secretly took out a massive loan in his name. By the time he found out about it, the loan amount had grown to a massive $43,000! His mother hadn't been making any payments on it, so it just kept accruing interest and fees. Once OP finds out about it, his mom actually expects him to just suck it up and pay off the loan by himself as a favor to her. OP is thinking about reporting his mom to the authorities for effectively stealing from him. Would that make him the butthole? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Jun 202122min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, an angry parent approaches OP (a teacher) and demands that OP changes a student's grade. The guy is screaming at OP while OP is trying to direct traffic after school, which is dangerous and just plain inconsiderate. Eventually, OP relents and agrees to changes the kid's grade... to something worse! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Jun 202119min

r/Maliciouscompliance OP is one of the most valuable employees in his company. He delivers a premium product to the company's clients and gets rave reviews. When a new boss takes over the company, she immediately begins cutting costs by reducing the quality of the product and laying off employees. Eventually, the big boss puts her crosshairs on OP and fires him. You want me gone, boss? Sure thing! Hope your company can succeed without its most valuable employee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Jun 202118min

r/Choosingbeggars OP is trying to sell a pony, so of course he gets a choosing beggar who demands that he gives her the pony for free. The Karen complains that she can't afford to pay for pony delivery, so she also expects OP to deliver the pony to her house. Lady, if you can't even afford to transport a pony, then you certainly can't afford to shelter, feed, and care for a pony. How can people honestly be this delusional? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Jun 202119min

r/Entitledparents OP works at a daycare, and one of the moms gives her a few bottles of her milk to feed her young child. An entitled mother sees OP with the bottles of milk and confronts her, demanding that OP give the milk to her son. OP is confused because the entitled mother's son is 5, and why would she want another woman's milk? Still, the entitled mother is adamant and demands that the milk be shared because it's important to be fair. WTF? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Jun 202118min