Preschool Drop-Offs, Frozen Eggs & the Water Buffalo Era
This week Sonia and Jess talk first-day-of-school separation anxiety, prednisone induced water retention, the very serious business of kindergarten lunches, AOC publicly freezing her eggs at 36, and w...
20 Aug 55min
Postpartum Psychosis, Dating App Delusions & Why Jess Is Banned From the Grill
This week, the Geriatric Mamas are covering the full spectrum of womanhood: questionable men, maternal mental health, and apparently a complete inability to safely operate a grill. Jess revisits the t...
13 Aug 58min
MILF Chats, Hypothetical School Chicken Escapes & a Power Ranger Midlife Crisis
This week, Sonia and Jessica begin with the highest form of female affirmation: “You look like a MILF.” Naturally, this leads to an aggressive midday smoky eye critique, a possible podcast rebrand, an...
6 Aug 46min
Facebook Dating Felons, the Titbit & Tiny Dictators On Carousels
This week, Jessica and Sonia are accidentally dressed alike—again—and immediately dive into the very serious injustice of planning a perfect all weather outfit. Jessica shares her brief journey into F...
30 Jul 55min
Mountainside Blast Offs, First Day Of School Prep & the Ohio House of Horrors
This week, Jessica and Sonia spiral over the internet's latest girl's hiking trip gone wildly wrong (yes, it somehow involves diarrhea, wet wipes, and a $70,000 airlift), question why TJ Maxx and Home...
23 Jul 47min
Women's 'Health' Harvesting For $40 & Man Made Childbirth Rabbit Holes
This week, Sonia and Jessica start by discussing color analysis because Jess looks good in mostly everything, then they recap one very full week of making summer memories with their kids; including be...
16 Jul 46min
Heat Waves, Raising Gen Alpha & Why Men Make Everything Weird
This week, Sonia and Jessica recap a wildly hot holiday weekend filled with fireworks, matching toddlers, snackle boxes, dads being dads at the park (it's called observational research), and one very ...
9 Jul 46min
“I Fell Out of a Porta Potty”... and Other Completely Normal Mom Things
This week on ‘Geriatric’ Mamas, Sonia and Jessica are back with one of those conversations that starts with a porta potty disaster and somehow ends with true crime, unsolicited Instagram DMs, beach ba...
2 Jul 57min
