r/TIFU HOW AN ITCHY BUTT RUINED MY LIFE! - Reddit Stories
Storytime23 Jan

r/TIFU HOW AN ITCHY BUTT RUINED MY LIFE! - Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU My cats chased a mouse into the toilet while I was using it, leading to a surprise attack on my rear and an unexpected naked rescue mission. Was looking at instagram replies with gf, saw a conversation with a person I didnt recognize, gf gets defensive saying it was an online friend and that their conversation was private - got told she was being defensive because she was embarrassed I tore my ACL in half and needed knee reconstruction surgery because I cranked that soulja boy too hard. I let my daughter wear her glittery dress around the house and now we're having to deep clean on our day off. I forgot my apocalyptic alarm was on and accidentally left it in an immovable safe to torture my roommate, probably will get kicked out. accidentally said foreplay, instead of roleplay to my class Accidentally spilled the beans now i don't know what is going to happen Zoned out driving and ended up 10 miles off course. Came home, deep-cleaned my house, and then spilled vacuum dirt and mop water all over the freshly cleaned floors. I accidentally sent my mom a picture of my bf's bare butt while I was cuddling with him thinking it was a NYT puzzle screenshot. My mom saw the picture of my boyfriend's bare butt and has made some bad jokes about it but she agrees it looks like spongebob. My mom saw the picture of my boyfriend's bare butt and has made some bad jokes about it but she agrees it looks like spongebob. Coworker listed a number of behaviors they had witnessed me do casually and they all just believe I have autism and I now question how many of them actually like me instead of pretending to.

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r/entitledparents | "MY CHILD IS A SUPER GENIUS!"

r/entitledparents | "MY CHILD IS A SUPER GENIUS!"

r entitledparents where Entitled Mom can't accept that her 3-year old child isn't a prodigy. "I'm entitled to see my kids. I don't care if they're terrified of me!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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r/maliciouscompliance | "You want 10% OFF? Alright then..."

r/maliciouscompliance | "You want 10% OFF? Alright then..."

r maliciouscompliance where He Wanted Deep Tissue My only malicious compliance story - signing tests in high school You want 10% off? OK! Inland Revenue Service plays Reverse Uno Card The Parmesan Cheese Incident 20 year old MC Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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r/prorevenge | The Farmer who beat the City...

r/prorevenge | The Farmer who beat the City...

r prorevenge where Guy said no one was worth ten bucks an hour and generally blamed a lot of stuff on me. So I left and then contacted the city about issues, apartments end up shut down so a lot of income goes away. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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r/maliciouscompliance | "You want LESS money? Okay then..."

r/maliciouscompliance | "You want LESS money? Okay then..."

r maliciouscompliance where Don’t appreciate me? No problem. Always Physical Work First Lady didn’t do her math and asked for less money. I obliged. Typical McD's Compliance My sister tells me to clear out space on the phone, I do just that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Aug 202017min

r/idontworkherelady | "I DON'T NEED HELP, I'M THE BOSS!"

r/idontworkherelady | "I DON'T NEED HELP, I'M THE BOSS!"

r idontworkherelady where Boss doesn't need any help, then asks for help and bashes me later. “He’s not a doctor.” “Yes he is, I saw him on TV.” Lady talks to the Manager about my Service then goes to where I actually work and finds my manager. Not a letter carrier Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Aug 202019min

r/maliciouscompliance | Karen LIED and it Backfired!

r/maliciouscompliance | Karen LIED and it Backfired!

r maliciouscompliance where I am not going to lie to my beloved coworkers for you, manager! Do you want to know how I got these numbers? Karen's lie gets backfired. Restaurant story. You want Hot Sauce? Fine by me! Spell out all the acronyms Sorry, I'm working as fast as I can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Aug 202017min

r/entitledparents | "GIVE YOUR BROTHER YOUR $1300 LAPTOP!"

r/entitledparents | "GIVE YOUR BROTHER YOUR $1300 LAPTOP!"

r entitledparents where Karen steals all my Pokémon cards. Disney mom cult saves the day. EM's didn't understand I can't cut hair when I couldn't see. EP wants the pool for her precious brat. My mom is angry with me because I won’t give my sibling my $1300 laptop. The City needs to accomodate my kid's sleeping schedule Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Aug 202021min

r/maliciouscompliance | The CEO made me call IT during Church...

r/maliciouscompliance | The CEO made me call IT during Church...

r maliciouscompliance where You want me to call IT for a non-work important issue during a crunch time? Ok. All questions go to you even though you’re new? Ok. You want my dad to cut his hair? He'll comply. Oh, I'll fill your donut, lady.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21 Aug 202020min

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