r/TIFU HOW AN ITCHY BUTT RUINED MY LIFE! - Reddit Stories
Storytime23 Jan

r/TIFU HOW AN ITCHY BUTT RUINED MY LIFE! - Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU My cats chased a mouse into the toilet while I was using it, leading to a surprise attack on my rear and an unexpected naked rescue mission. Was looking at instagram replies with gf, saw a conversation with a person I didnt recognize, gf gets defensive saying it was an online friend and that their conversation was private - got told she was being defensive because she was embarrassed I tore my ACL in half and needed knee reconstruction surgery because I cranked that soulja boy too hard. I let my daughter wear her glittery dress around the house and now we're having to deep clean on our day off. I forgot my apocalyptic alarm was on and accidentally left it in an immovable safe to torture my roommate, probably will get kicked out. accidentally said foreplay, instead of roleplay to my class Accidentally spilled the beans now i don't know what is going to happen Zoned out driving and ended up 10 miles off course. Came home, deep-cleaned my house, and then spilled vacuum dirt and mop water all over the freshly cleaned floors. I accidentally sent my mom a picture of my bf's bare butt while I was cuddling with him thinking it was a NYT puzzle screenshot. My mom saw the picture of my boyfriend's bare butt and has made some bad jokes about it but she agrees it looks like spongebob. My mom saw the picture of my boyfriend's bare butt and has made some bad jokes about it but she agrees it looks like spongebob. Coworker listed a number of behaviors they had witnessed me do casually and they all just believe I have autism and I now question how many of them actually like me instead of pretending to.

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r/prorevenge | I made my Boss look stupid in front of THEIR Boss...

r/prorevenge | I made my Boss look stupid in front of THEIR Boss...

r prorevenge where I'll make you look stupid to your boss. There's always a smarter person than you. Make me work past the time the law says I can? I get the manager fired. Disobeying rules because you're in a rush? Time for a lesson in patience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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r/maliciouscompliance | "Accuse me of FAKING a signature? Okay I will..."

r/maliciouscompliance | "Accuse me of FAKING a signature? Okay I will..."

r maliciouscompliance where Want to speak to my manager? I hope you like rolls! So you accuse my daughter of faking my signature? Hey honey, want to practice falsifying mommy's signature? You want a test every day? Fine. You aren't responsible for damage because there isn't a fence or curb? Ok, we'll get a 4200 lb 2 1/2 x 5 foot "curb" “May I call you John?” “Call me big mama” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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r/idontworkherelady | I called the COPS on a CRAZY Entitled Karen...

r/idontworkherelady | I called the COPS on a CRAZY Entitled Karen...

r idontworkherelady where Lady mistakes me for employee and makes me come late back from break Lady calls me a dirty liar, then spits my tea on me! IDWHL, btw... Karen yells at me, so I got some revenge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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r/entitledparents | ENTITLED Dad REFUSES to Pay for Pizza Delivery

r/entitledparents | ENTITLED Dad REFUSES to Pay for Pizza Delivery

r entitledparents where according to my mother, if I dont want to go on a last-minute holiday, I shouldn't play games in that time either. Entitled Mother says my Cousin trying to set fire to my bedroom is no big deal. Entitled Dad doesn't want to wait for a pizza or pay for delivery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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r/maliciouscompliance | I need to WORK where I'm scheduled to WORK...

r/maliciouscompliance | I need to WORK where I'm scheduled to WORK...

r maliciouscompliance where Just work where you’re scheduled to work. That’s it.” say less boss. Parent gets exactly what she wanted. Don't talk to me unless it makes sense! » OK. Follow the cheer instructions. Bus Driver hates sodas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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r/prorevenge | Don't return my Tools? I'll make you LOSE your BUSINESS!

r/prorevenge | Don't return my Tools? I'll make you LOSE your BUSINESS!

r prorevenge where Don’t want to return my tools or pay me? Enjoy losing your business Roommates don’t respect my boundaries, I get them evicted in less than a day. Don't scam a Bot Developer. Fake a Broken Arm? I'll Get You Dead-Lined. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Aug 202018min

r/maliciouscompliance | You should probably follow the Court Orders...

r/maliciouscompliance | You should probably follow the Court Orders...

r maliciouscompliance where Don't touch MY stuff Follow court orders? You got it! Was a fire extinguisher really necessary? Make business trips with nobody to visit? Ok!!! Work badge shenanigans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Aug 202019min

r/idontworkherelady | My Manager reveals Illegal Hiring Process by Accident

r/idontworkherelady | My Manager reveals Illegal Hiring Process by Accident

r idontworkherelady where Manager reveals illegal hiring practices when mistaking me for applicant. Most useless self-service cashier ever... I NEED A CHICKEN! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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