MY PARENTS CAUGHT ME WORKING AT A GAY BAR! r/TIFU  - Reddit Stories
Storytime30 Jan

MY PARENTS CAUGHT ME WORKING AT A GAY BAR! r/TIFU - Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU I acquired baby ducks from a mom duck who put them in danger, played them a duck noise video almost a week of having them, and they started crying for their mom and trying to leave their play pen. :( I cleaned my kitchen, invited parents for dinner, got high and damaged my tit leaning over a cactus, which was soothed with holy water from my mother and then proceeded to flash my father, had a nice but awkward steak pie dinner afterwards. Went to a job interview asked if we could eat lunch in the office not go out. CEO took offense to the accommodation request and the recruiter said that was why I didn't get the job. I've read all the comments so far. Best com Pretended to be vegan to impress a girl, ate way too much at her family's dinner, nuked her toilet and got caught. Now I'm single and traumatized by tofu. I trusted a fart while trying to pee at work and it failed me. There is now a literal crapy pair of my underwear sitting in the dumpster across the street. I exploited a rewards program and can’t get over the guilt of technically being a thief. Paid it forward to someone at a drive-thru for letting me in during a chaotic hour. Attempted to buy their order, assuming they followed in after letting me through but it turns out that they let a second person in. So someone got two freebies today! Haven't slept well this week, auto-piloted and did auto theft. Got daughter to school on time.



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r/entitledparents | "MY CHILD IS A SUPER GENIUS!"

r/entitledparents | "MY CHILD IS A SUPER GENIUS!"

r entitledparents where Entitled Mom can't accept that her 3-year old child isn't a prodigy. "I'm entitled to see my kids. I don't care if they're terrified of me!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Aug 202019min

r/maliciouscompliance | "You want 10% OFF? Alright then..."

r/maliciouscompliance | "You want 10% OFF? Alright then..."

r maliciouscompliance where He Wanted Deep Tissue My only malicious compliance story - signing tests in high school You want 10% off? OK! Inland Revenue Service plays Reverse Uno Card The Parmesan Cheese Incident 20 year old MC Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Aug 202018min

r/prorevenge | The Farmer who beat the City...

r/prorevenge | The Farmer who beat the City...

r prorevenge where Guy said no one was worth ten bucks an hour and generally blamed a lot of stuff on me. So I left and then contacted the city about issues, apartments end up shut down so a lot of income goes away. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Aug 202018min

r/maliciouscompliance | "You want LESS money? Okay then..."

r/maliciouscompliance | "You want LESS money? Okay then..."

r maliciouscompliance where Don’t appreciate me? No problem. Always Physical Work First Lady didn’t do her math and asked for less money. I obliged. Typical McD's Compliance My sister tells me to clear out space on the phone, I do just that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Aug 202017min

r/idontworkherelady | "I DON'T NEED HELP, I'M THE BOSS!"

r/idontworkherelady | "I DON'T NEED HELP, I'M THE BOSS!"

r idontworkherelady where Boss doesn't need any help, then asks for help and bashes me later. “He’s not a doctor.” “Yes he is, I saw him on TV.” Lady talks to the Manager about my Service then goes to where I actually work and finds my manager. Not a letter carrier Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Aug 202019min

r/maliciouscompliance | Karen LIED and it Backfired!

r/maliciouscompliance | Karen LIED and it Backfired!

r maliciouscompliance where I am not going to lie to my beloved coworkers for you, manager! Do you want to know how I got these numbers? Karen's lie gets backfired. Restaurant story. You want Hot Sauce? Fine by me! Spell out all the acronyms Sorry, I'm working as fast as I can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Aug 202017min

r/entitledparents | "GIVE YOUR BROTHER YOUR $1300 LAPTOP!"

r/entitledparents | "GIVE YOUR BROTHER YOUR $1300 LAPTOP!"

r entitledparents where Karen steals all my Pokémon cards. Disney mom cult saves the day. EM's didn't understand I can't cut hair when I couldn't see. EP wants the pool for her precious brat. My mom is angry with me because I won’t give my sibling my $1300 laptop. The City needs to accomodate my kid's sleeping schedule Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Aug 202021min

r/maliciouscompliance | The CEO made me call IT during Church...

r/maliciouscompliance | The CEO made me call IT during Church...

r maliciouscompliance where You want me to call IT for a non-work important issue during a crunch time? Ok. All questions go to you even though you’re new? Ok. You want my dad to cut his hair? He'll comply. Oh, I'll fill your donut, lady.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21 Aug 202020min

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