MY PARENTS CAUGHT ME WORKING AT A GAY BAR! r/TIFU  - Reddit Stories
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MY PARENTS CAUGHT ME WORKING AT A GAY BAR! r/TIFU - Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU I acquired baby ducks from a mom duck who put them in danger, played them a duck noise video almost a week of having them, and they started crying for their mom and trying to leave their play pen. :( I cleaned my kitchen, invited parents for dinner, got high and damaged my tit leaning over a cactus, which was soothed with holy water from my mother and then proceeded to flash my father, had a nice but awkward steak pie dinner afterwards. Went to a job interview asked if we could eat lunch in the office not go out. CEO took offense to the accommodation request and the recruiter said that was why I didn't get the job. I've read all the comments so far. Best com Pretended to be vegan to impress a girl, ate way too much at her family's dinner, nuked her toilet and got caught. Now I'm single and traumatized by tofu. I trusted a fart while trying to pee at work and it failed me. There is now a literal crapy pair of my underwear sitting in the dumpster across the street. I exploited a rewards program and can’t get over the guilt of technically being a thief. Paid it forward to someone at a drive-thru for letting me in during a chaotic hour. Attempted to buy their order, assuming they followed in after letting me through but it turns out that they let a second person in. So someone got two freebies today! Haven't slept well this week, auto-piloted and did auto theft. Got daughter to school on time.



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r/prorevenge | I made my Boss look stupid in front of THEIR Boss...

r/prorevenge | I made my Boss look stupid in front of THEIR Boss...

r prorevenge where I'll make you look stupid to your boss. There's always a smarter person than you. Make me work past the time the law says I can? I get the manager fired. Disobeying rules because you're in a rush? Time for a lesson in patience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21 Aug 202018min

r/maliciouscompliance | "Accuse me of FAKING a signature? Okay I will..."

r/maliciouscompliance | "Accuse me of FAKING a signature? Okay I will..."

r maliciouscompliance where Want to speak to my manager? I hope you like rolls! So you accuse my daughter of faking my signature? Hey honey, want to practice falsifying mommy's signature? You want a test every day? Fine. You aren't responsible for damage because there isn't a fence or curb? Ok, we'll get a 4200 lb 2 1/2 x 5 foot "curb" “May I call you John?” “Call me big mama” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Aug 202017min

r/idontworkherelady | I called the COPS on a CRAZY Entitled Karen...

r/idontworkherelady | I called the COPS on a CRAZY Entitled Karen...

r idontworkherelady where Lady mistakes me for employee and makes me come late back from break Lady calls me a dirty liar, then spits my tea on me! IDWHL, btw... Karen yells at me, so I got some revenge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Aug 202018min

r/entitledparents | ENTITLED Dad REFUSES to Pay for Pizza Delivery

r/entitledparents | ENTITLED Dad REFUSES to Pay for Pizza Delivery

r entitledparents where according to my mother, if I dont want to go on a last-minute holiday, I shouldn't play games in that time either. Entitled Mother says my Cousin trying to set fire to my bedroom is no big deal. Entitled Dad doesn't want to wait for a pizza or pay for delivery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 Aug 202016min

r/maliciouscompliance | I need to WORK where I'm scheduled to WORK...

r/maliciouscompliance | I need to WORK where I'm scheduled to WORK...

r maliciouscompliance where Just work where you’re scheduled to work. That’s it.” say less boss. Parent gets exactly what she wanted. Don't talk to me unless it makes sense! » OK. Follow the cheer instructions. Bus Driver hates sodas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Aug 202020min

r/prorevenge | Don't return my Tools? I'll make you LOSE your BUSINESS!

r/prorevenge | Don't return my Tools? I'll make you LOSE your BUSINESS!

r prorevenge where Don’t want to return my tools or pay me? Enjoy losing your business Roommates don’t respect my boundaries, I get them evicted in less than a day. Don't scam a Bot Developer. Fake a Broken Arm? I'll Get You Dead-Lined. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Aug 202018min

r/maliciouscompliance | You should probably follow the Court Orders...

r/maliciouscompliance | You should probably follow the Court Orders...

r maliciouscompliance where Don't touch MY stuff Follow court orders? You got it! Was a fire extinguisher really necessary? Make business trips with nobody to visit? Ok!!! Work badge shenanigans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Aug 202019min

r/idontworkherelady | My Manager reveals Illegal Hiring Process by Accident

r/idontworkherelady | My Manager reveals Illegal Hiring Process by Accident

r idontworkherelady where Manager reveals illegal hiring practices when mistaking me for applicant. Most useless self-service cashier ever... I NEED A CHICKEN! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Aug 202018min

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