Death By Chocolate

This week we discover Gwyneth doesn't know how to use a pressure cooker, but some women are so damaged they're scared to even go near the kitchen. The solution: talk to some crazy lady in Pasadena who...

24 Feb 201727min

Gwyneth teaches us how to throw an Oscar party inspired by classic Hollywood, i.e. the late 90s. We also discuss taking Vitamin D by the fistful, learn how to prevent face oil from exploding en route ...

17 Feb 201726min

After Gwyneth's political rant last week, she retreats to the snowy cocoon of Park City and white privilege. Bryan and Aggie loathe the concept behind 'Thug Kitchen,' but they'd still try their cockta...

10 Feb 201729min

Gwyneth finally gets WOKE in a strongly worded letter about diversity and inclusion, and Bryan and Aggie have very different takes. She continues her foray into radical feminism by burning her bras (b...

3 Feb 201729min

Valentine's Day comes earlier and earlier every year, so get ready for bunny ears, feather dusters, and a million types of body oil. After Bryan and Aggie finish vomiting, they talk about Danielle Ste...

27 Jan 201727min

This week, Aggie and Bryan learn what smudging is and get really excited about it. They also find out that everyone is full of toxic yeast caused by being fat slobs, and debate the merits of buying fo...

22 Jan 201726min

On this honeymoon edition of Goop Yourself, Bryan and Aggie discuss eggs that go in your yoni, extreme hallucinogens, and the mysterious lack of Hawaiian locations on G. Spotting. Hosted on Acast. See...

16 Jan 201727min

It's a brand new year, and if you're a Goophead you know what that means: self-flagellation and restrictive dieting!!! Aggie and Bryan discuss lattes that aren't lattes, mystical orbs you can buy at S...

6 Jan 201726min