I asked my wife to pick 6 stems of asparagus from the garden. She came back with 7. (27 Jul 2021)
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27 Jul 20212min
A homeless guy asked me for some money today. (26 Jul 2021)
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26 Jul 20211min
My teenage daughter was just complaining about her period. (25 Jul 2021)
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25 Jul 20211min
Why can't pirates finish the alphabet? (24 Jul 2021)
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24 Jul 20211min
My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night. (23 Jul 2021)
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23 Jul 20211min
I got arrested for stealing a whole set of encyclopedias. (22 Jul 2021)
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22 Jul 20211min
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy see a tree that's draped in bacon. A bacon tree! We're saved! He says. He runs up to the tree and is shot up with bullets. (21 Jul 2021)
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21 Jul 20211min
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. (20 Jul 2021)
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20 Jul 20211min
