SNL 50, Blake Lively's Amended Complaint, & Meghan Markle's As Ever

It’s us (hi!) We’re back for a bonus episode, betch. This time Sami is joined by our producer Holly for a special edition to the pod: Speak Now (Betches Version.) This week we’re discussing what we think is really going on between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Traylor? Oh wait we’re not doing couple names… yet. We’ve got a blank space for this budding couple and we’re spilling all the tea on her enchanting weekend in Kansas City. Are Donna Kelce and Andrea Swift the same person? What does this mean for 1989 (Taylor’s Version)? And they debrief the Sophie Turner of it all. Speak now or forever hold your peace in the comments if you liked this and want more. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Sep 202336min

We have a new baby betch in town, congrats Aleen! But rest assured, we have a very special guest joining Sami today… Danny Pellegrino is here to talk about his brand new book The Jolliest Bunch, coming out October 24th. Of course, he’s also here to talk all things pop culture, starting with a Bravo State of the Union and then onto discussing the hottest *possibly PR * relationships: Kylie and Timothée, & Taylor and Travis — seriously, we need to do a chemistry test for these couples. Kyle and Mauricio are Danny’s pick to send to the Caymans and Sami threw in Lisa Barlow… enough about the ring already. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Sep 20231h 1min

Aleen’s out but Sami and Jordana are here this week, and for the first time nothing’s going on– except for one exciting announcement: Gerry aka ABC’s first Golden Bachelor will be on U Up? next week– stay tuned for that! From one hopeless romantic to the next, the two dive in on what’s really happening between Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. They also share their thoughts on the photo that nearly broke the internet this week: Sophie Turner and Taylor Swift’s NYC outing. Plus, they share breaking news about Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner’s divorce. It’s getting messy ya’ll. Then onto Drake’s recent shady behavior towards Halle Berry. They wrap up with some housewives drama which includes Shannon Beador’s DUI, and a RHONY debrief. Drake will be sent to the Cayman’s this week. Go Halle Berry. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Sep 202350min

This week’s episode begins with a debrief of the millennially triggering VMAs, with a trip down memory lane that includes Jordana’s deep dive on the origin of NSYNC, followed by this week’s edition of Sami Sleuths, featuring our producer Holly, where they dive into the world of TS theories of the lavender variety. Then, onto the couple on everyone’s lips: Kylothee and their latest PDA sighting at the US Open, followed by their latest thoughts on Joe Jonas’ blah divorce strategy. Speaking of Splitsville, we have another prediction in the CORRECT column after having predicted Kyle Richards’ daughter Farrah Aldjufrie split from fiancé Alex Manos. Finally, Jordana and Aleen wrap up with their review on the dumpster fire that is And Just Like That season 2. And as for the Caymans? We reserve the right to not send anyone this week. This is our place, we make the rules. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Sep 202356min

Aleen and Sami start off today’s episode with a special shoutout to today’s birthday betch and our Virgo queen, Jordana! All is now right in the world because all 3 Betches are the same age again, and Aleen can hardly contain her excitement to share her take on Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner’s divorce headlines. This was the perfect opening to introduce ‘Sami Sleuths’ where she shares her conclusions after scouring the internet regarding Joe & Sophie’s relationship history. From one couple to the next, the Betches discuss Kylie & Timothée’s PDA hard launch at Beyonce’s Renaissance tour in LA, Kourtney and Travis’s hospital scare, and the latest speculation on Summer House’s Carl and Lindsay. They wrap up by discussing the dumpster fire that was supposed to be Burning Man. Carl will be sent to the Caymans to sell timeshares, and despite his performance in dental and alcohol sales, we think vacation homes could be his niche. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Sep 202346min

We’re back to our original recipe this week with all 3 betches together again. Jordana kicks off the episode with the peach and pit of her Lake Como vacay. They share their review of Adam Sandler’s latest and highest rated movie so far: You Are So Not Invited To My Bat Mitzvah. Sami has to go to one next month so she’ll report back on the level of bougieness. While recording today’s episode, news dropped of the Summer House couple Lindsay and Carl’s broken engagement, so speculation abounds as to whether or not this is a ploy to gain attention. Speaking of Bravo and schemes, they dive into Erika Jayne’s latest fraud accusation, and share the latest update in Scooter Braun’s fallen empire. They wrap up with a chat about Selena Gomez’s hot new single and who it might be about, before discussing this morning’s hottest news: Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour coming to theaters nationwide in October. Also Loaf Girl Fall is our new aesthetic (don’t ask, just listen) and all pumpkin spice girlies will be sent to the Caymans. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31 Aug 202355min

Two out of 3 betches are here today. Jordana is on vacay in Italy (living it up White Lotus style). Sami and Aleen jump right in with the question on everyone’s lips-- okay not everyone’s, but on ours: Are Timotheé and Kylie still a thing?! After this heated debate, they share their millennial excitement for not one, but two new singles coming from Miley and Selena– on the same day. Speaking of the music industry, hot takes are shared on WTF is going on with Scooter Braun. Who are they stalking this week? (Hint: it’s an update on a Bravo family.) They spill the tea on Jack Antonoff’s LBI wedding and Sami shares her kiki & bouba-inspired theory on the ‘2 sides of Hollywood’. They congratulate Rihanna and Serena Williams on their baby no. 2 arrivals, share an unhinged TV debrief on this week’s RHONY, and as for who will be sent to the Caymans this week? Billy McFarland. If he can sell $500 tickets to nothing he can certainly sell some timeshares. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Aug 202344min

Jordana’s back from moving (again) and played tennis with Sami this morning… without Aleen. Maybe she’ll be a benchwarmer next time? Or how about group lessons for all Betches! The trio dive right into the hottest tea off the pop culture presses: Britney Spears’ divorce from Sam Asghari, Kate Middleton and Prince Harry’s “late night phone calls”, Ashley Olsen’s surprise birth, and Raquel Leviss’ tell all interview with Bethenny Frankel (of all people). Sam Asghari and Bethenny are being sent to the Caymans this week, cause we’re not having any more of their sh*t. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Aug 20231h 3min