Birthdays, Blu-ray’s and Backseat Boinking

Jordan comes armed with gifts to celebrate William becoming a Sunday Times Bestseller, for the second time! We get a sneak peek into William’s school days, featuring a prank call about agar jelly and a friend who somehow sounds even posher than Mr Hanson himself. And after the chaos of Waterloo-gate, we dive headfirst into your misheard lyrics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Sep 202423min

William’s new Etiquettemology jingle is so groundbreaking it literally knocks Jordan off his chair. Once he’s back up, Jordan struggles through reading an excerpt from William’s book about gravy, convinced he’s the real-life inspiration for that saucy section. And the force is strong in a G&Diva’s dilemma involving a 'lightsaber' reveal gone wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Sep 202437min

William is sounding a bit more sultry than usual after losing his voice, but to lift his spirits, the boys go through a list of the weird and wonderful gifts you’ve received over the years - suddenly, that lavatory brush doesn’t seem so bad. Jordan, ever the wise one, shares his tips on how to gracefully backpedal when you’ve well and truly put your foot in it. And to top it all off, they receive a lovely, wholesome letter from a G&Diva. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Sep 202418min

The boys are back from their “relaxing” and eventful holidays. William narrowly escaped a hotel fire, while Jordan’s dodgy Ibiza taxi ride left him questioning his life choices. Safe to say, they could both use a bliss hour. But the drama doesn’t end there, as they tackle your dilemmas, including a swimsuit malfunction that revealed a little too much and a Vaseline mix-up that left a sour taste. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Sep 202439min

William and Jordan dive into your mischievous school stories, taking them back to the days of stink bombs - or, in William’s case, agar jelly prank calls. The boys have also received some very creative (and slightly questionable) Clone-A-Willy Wonka artwork, and discover they’ve reached new heights of fame with a pair of canine doppelgängers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Sep 202427min

The boys team up with Sophiena and Emma from the Secret Mum Club, and things get unhinged. William and Jordan get a crash course in the wild world of parenthood, discovering more about bodily functions than they ever bargained for. William nearly faints after hearing about a listener’s milk explosion, plus, a G&Diva starts a debate on whether you can stay friends with an ex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

5 Sep 202442min

It’s William’s birthday! And he’s in for a little surprise from his nearest and dearest. Meanwhile, Jordan’s having a bit too much fun with a cheeky set of crochet dolls gifted by a G&Diva. Plus, the boys get a gentle nudge about their millennial quirks from the team’s resident Gen Zer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Sep 202447min

William’s Passive Aggressive Text of the Week is back, and it’s as gloriously snarky as ever. Jordan’s olive oil collection sparks the burning question: can you really use olive oil as lube? And to top it all off, there’s a budding podcast romance on the horizon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 Aug 202418min