411: You’ve Gotta’ Optimize
Dear Hank & John23 Apr 2025

411: You’ve Gotta’ Optimize

Can sharks get tuberculosis? Why create your own products rather than promote existing products? Where did I exist before I was born? How do I deal with fear of missing out on memes? Is this a sleep podcast or a workout podcast? How do bones heal? Why are envelopes the size they are? How big and dense are neutron stars? …Hank and John Green have answers!

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389: Dear Honk and Jane

389: Dear Honk and Jane

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388: Turtle the Moon

388: Turtle the Moon

How could ping pong balls be considered a liquid? What do you mean "there's no free will"? What is toothpaste? What counts as a rare book? What is Applebees? What's the worst accent you got? What woul...

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387: Hard Pivot to Beef

387: Hard Pivot to Beef

What are some good audiobooks? How do I relearn to chew? How do vitamins get assigned letters? How do I ask for money I was owed? How do I deal with a fear of worms? How do gel fingernails work? Hank ...

22 Apr 202450min

386: Play Me Some More Fiddle

386: Play Me Some More Fiddle

Why does my cat put her mice in the water bowl? How do you quit Twitter? How much would it cost to build a real Lego house? What happens to dirt displaced by coffins? Why do batteries bounce when they...

3 Apr 202438min

385: Duology

385: Duology

What's a good place to put stickers? How do I convince my friends to join me in a wolf-and-bear enclosure? How does a compass work in space? How do I be less judgmental? What's happening with the econ...

20 Mar 202446min

384: A Martian Ocean

384: A Martian Ocean

How do you stop caring whether people like you? Why does my shower set off the smoke detector? Why would a 21st century suburban high school have to test for tuberculosis? Should I wash my eyes? Can a...

6 Mar 202443min

383: The College Freaktacular

383: The College Freaktacular

How do I choose what college to apply to? Any fast tips for college survival? Am I gonna forget everything I learn in school? What's the future of college? What do I do after college? How do I functio...

21 Feb 202454min

382: Dental Spider-bots

382: Dental Spider-bots

Why don't batteries last very long? Does Spider-man have to brush his teeth? Can a goose do math? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.c...

7 Feb 202448min

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