Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson14 Mai 2025

134 - Karaoke Etiquette (Girl Why Are You Sitting? STAND UP!)

This week we’re belting it out and calling some people out. We kick things off with a passionate discussion about karaoke etiquette: if you’re sitting down while singing or not clapping for others, consider this a THREAT. Counselor Jonathan covers the bizarre tale of a woodpecker terrorizing a Massachusetts town. Counselor Zachariah tells us about a raccoon who got caught on camera with illegal... stuff... you'll have to listen i cant type it out lol. We wrap things up covered in glitter and white powder because we went to Charli XCX Brat Tour yall!!

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➜ Ben Hooper. “‘Ferocious’ Woodpecker Damages 25 Vehicles in Massachusetts Town.” UPI, 25 Apr. 2025.

➜ Jon Haworth. Woman Arrested after Raccoon Named Chewy Found with a Pipe in Driver’s Seat during Police Stop, ABC News Network, 7 May 2025.

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