20202021
New Season, same old shit, we kinda go through or predicted table then think we're running out of time, only to waste the last 5 minutes on Southampton.
11 Sep 202058min
Mbappe and Davies Collide
Will the space time continuum be ruptured? Or do they play on opposite sides of the pitch and probably nothing will happen? did Leipzig lose because of Julian's incredibly tight trousers? Does Ever Ba...
21 Aug 20201h
Tonight Philippe, you will be Andre Schurle
Barcelona are shit, Pep over thinks, Sterling misses, and we've got about 30 mins on each of those things.
17 Aug 20201h 2min
The Pool Boy is dead, long live the Lyons
We say goodbye to Joao and his pool skimmer, arrivederci to the boys from Bergamo, and hello to ... well nothing good. Will Lionel be able to give Barca a semi or will Jerome get his revenge? Join u...
14 Aug 202059min
Hello, my name's Joao Felix
We contemplate the attractiveness of Andrea Pirlo, Mr Felix, and Mauricio Sarri. Doesn't turn out well for old ladies that. And also, we wave goodbye to Ronaldo, and worry about Thomas Muller's age.
9 Aug 20201h 9min
The Narratives
Like all good cockroaches, we're back. And this time it's Champion's Legal! We've got Paul Scholes and his albino lockdown parties, El Cholo and his balls, and other serious stuff.
6 Aug 20201h 3min
Diego Costa's Virginia
Messi is aging backwards, Bayern ruin everything, oh and football is back!!!! Sadly everyone now hates Spurs.
15 Jun 202056min
