Funny Business25 Jul 2025

275: Coldplay, Crab Cakes, and One Wild Mic Drop

A wedding guest took the mic and let everyone know she taught the groom how to make crab cakes. She also wasn’t supposed to be there. Things escalated fast, and no one knew where the DJ was.

In this episode, Mike and Matt break down the viral wedding moment, preview the upcoming bachelor party, and debate whether Coldplay concerts are the new Maury. There’s also a terrifying Big Mac bite, a longhorn beetle that interrupted pre-marriage counseling, and some firm disavowing of cheating, bad jerseys, and marketers who try too hard.

00:00 Intro

02:55 ‘Crazy stalker’ toasts bride and groom with unhinged wedding speech confession: ‘What does she have that I don’t?’

12:30 Buy Or Sell

27:33 Outro and Advice

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FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

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