Espresso22 Jun 2021

the most embarrassed man IN THE WORLD

This week on the most ADHD podcast ever Ben explains why he's the most embarrassed person OF ALL TIME, he realizes that if you don't have social media you 100% have murdered someone and Ben reenacts every single tutorial on YouTube. He tells a story about the time during puberty when he thought he had a pencil eraser stuck in his nipple and reveals his biggest fear is not being able to hear someone so many times in a row that they blow his head off. Ben tells why he's unable to ghost people, he discovers that his dream job is landscaping and names chocolate eclair cake the GOD of cookout dessert. Bennie counts down the top5 moments of his life and every single one of them is when Burger King puts an onion ring in his fries and he explains that if you're a hair stylist your hair HAS to be 17 different colors, then Bennie goes #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐌𝐈𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 dm ben on instagram (@benedictpolizzi) →→→ 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄! 𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗲𝗻!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29 𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi

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