257. Baby Proofing Your Marriage, Attachment Styles & Communication ft. Jordanne Sculler

Get out your fucking notepads and I'm not kidding in the slightest. IM BACK freaky-family, and today I'm about to tell you the gods honest truth, as to why your spouse isn't fucking you more. Maybe they hate your guts, maybe they are just seriously tired, maybe they are numb inside from raising soul sucking children IYKYK. Im here to give insight, to offer solutions, and address 3 listeners specific stories as to why they desire more intimacy in their lives, and the response they get from their spouses. Husbands.....Wives....know I come from a place of love when I say the things I do, someones gotta tell ya! If you want to take the love language quiz with your spouse you can find it here!https://www.5lovelanguages.com/quizzes/love-language BUY THE HORNY HOUSEWIFE A DAMN DRINK TO KEEP THE PODCAST SAUCY: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast tik tok @thehornyhousewife

8 Nov 202148min

HEY HORNY FAM, Happy Monday, October is over can you believe it?! The Holidays are on the way & Ive got my thoughts on Christmas lights and I think we are a nation divided, or at least a household. FYI Im setting the record straight this week on if I send nudes/video chat with listeners and we are diving deep answering your burning questions- Im not one to blush but this episode had me squirming; we are getting the inside tea on what the cuckhold lifestyle is straight from cuckhold's themselves! Its getting steamy and we finish off this hott and heavy episode with some audio erotica keeping it right in theme, entitled "Tied up and watched my wife f*ck another man up close" written by USBstories on the subreddit /Erotica. You can read their story in the Link below. Follow me on IG @the.hornyhousewifepodcast or on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife New Episodes Every Monday Erotica Source:https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/qh1y47/tied_up_and_watched_my_wife_fuck_another_man_up/

1 Nov 202140min

Consider this the first of many "Lessons in Getting Laid", I , The Horny Housewife, and giving my opinion, and hot tips on how to better warm up your partner for the deed; slow motion with meeee. Im working in some burning listener questions, one about helping his wife open up after a traumatic incident, the other is struggling in her relationship as her boyfriend hasn't been intimate with her in 10 months! Im not holding back, only because I love you. In regards to ~backdoor entry~ I'm not discriminating we are talking both the men and the ladies, from the conversation, to step by step how-to, an*al foreplay, and the actual act-which positions is best, can this be enjoyable of the women? -spoiler alert ***YES. Tune in to hear more.

25 Okt 202151min

~moody monday~ I went to the MGK concert this week and am telling you I made some bad mom club choices. Lived to tell you. Briefly Im bitching about my Karen neighbors but don't get it twisted I'm here today to answer the mens listener questions, one listener wants to know the real deal about being a show-er not a grow-er and spoiler alert I don't think we give two many f*cks; but I'm here with a couple of options so listen in. Another listener is reaching out tired of having to please himself with palm-ala-handerson, and wants to know how to navigate a seriously mismatched libido! Lastly lets talk fantasy in and out of the bedroom, do you have naughty thoughts - I think we all do, and some choose to keep them fantasy and others bring them to reality. Its not for everyone, but the term cuckhold is indeed a lifestyle and I want to know the psychology behind It; calling all cuckholds and cuckqeans id love to hear from you and know more insight! Follow me to connect! @the.hornyhousewifepodcast and over at Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife

18 Okt 202138min

The Horny Housewife here with- drum roll please- Jeff Abraham aka CEO of Promescent, the OG behind helping men LAST LONGER IN BED! Today we are discussing all things sex, the bullshit stigma around P.E. and about whats available to help the cause. (that won't numb you and your partner!!) Jeff has amassed incredible wealth in helping men AND women have better sex, and his story is WILD. Tune in to hear all the details, and hopefully give you some hella pointers to achieve a better sexual experience! www.promescent.com IG @promescent Questions for Jeff? Email him! Jeff.Abraham@promescent.com

11 Okt 20211h 23min

Who is the Horny Housewife ? MOODY MONDAY here and I Jordyn am pouring my big beating heart out telling you why I do the things I do. Im giving YOU some more insight on..ME. Today we are catching up on life, normalizing life being a cock-block, telling internet trolls on my most recent Tik Tok we don't give two fucks about their opinion, and I'm helping you understand how the Horny Housewife came to embody the title. Besides that deep shit, speaking OF shit I'm giving the "poop knife" a shout out, and telling your my most embarrassing "shitty story" that I shouldn't of ever told anyone. Also speaking on the topics of routine In marriage and todays standards surrounding (bum bum bum) -double texting-...all my thoughts and more TUNE IN

4 Okt 202139min

This week horny fam Im back and bringing you PART 2 Two girls One BF -audio erotica version- and I really gave you my all lovers. I hope you're proud and aroused! Its def getting steamy between Sarah, Casey and ze boyfriend bc Casey is giving back door entry you are gunnnnnnna wannnnna hear this shit. (NSFW duh) Before we get all hott and bothered I'm discussing the relation between getting flowers from ur man, and giving head. We have some double fucking standards we need to talk about k? Im answering two very nosy listener questions and then reading you some of the shocking yet not comments from everyday couples on my recent Tik Tok expressing disdain for lack of sex in marriages; it gets pretty interesting what some of y'all had to say in regards to WHY people don't want it anymore, so interesting that the topic of "Dead-bedrooms" is going to become a THING around here. LOVE YOU LISTEN IN Pt2. Two girls one BF written sun_wiza on erotica sub Reddit.

27 Sep 202149min

Todays episode Im joined with the co- host of The Raspy Rundown Podcast, and host of A-List with Alexandra, Alexandra Bellusci! Currently in LA working at SUR ( cough cough vanderpump rules), by way of Miami, Alex is talking with myself about what it takes to date in los angeles, youtubers going through women like underwear, careers, confidence, and pursuing WHAT YOU WANT! Its 2021 and a man isn't the only thing on the check list these day! Grab a cocktail, get some popcorn and cozy up with us this Moody Monday~! Follow Alex's Podcast @theraspyrundown Follows Alex @alist_with_alexandra

20 Sep 20211h 3min