257. Baby Proofing Your Marriage, Attachment Styles & Communication ft. Jordanne Sculler

Have you had a HELL OF A WEEKEND in a not fun way?! I'm here to tell you its in the stars baby, these placements got me messed up! That and my husbands love for our pussy cat princess, I feel like I should be the only pu$$y in his life quite honestly and I'm ready to talk about it. Also lets remind men we can have yummy sex and not get off and its not the end of the f*cking world. Men I wanted to let you know I haven't forgotten about you and am here to give you a lil reassurance and also a gift...a gift of me reading an amazingly well written piece of erotica "Sharing is Caring", that will get everyone I mean everyone hot and bothered. I took my roles of the three different characters (its a threesome spoiler alert) V seriously and its sexy AF. (Erotica starts at 22:48) NSFW. If you like this erotica segment PLEASE let me know and ill read part 2 & 3. Check out the author of the story, where you will find all his fire work! https://www.reddit.com/user/Sun_wiza https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/plaovr/sharing_is_caring_two_girls_one_bf/

13 Sep 202138min

Lets have a convo about what watering your marriage looks like, beyond all the cliches, and into the reality of the sometimes having to have uncomfortable moments. Im letting you in and telling you the things I struggle with in my own marriage, and some tips on how to FIGHT FAIR; believe me I am no saint but these tips do f*cking work and Im here to tell you WHY AND HOW! I also will relieve you of todays lesson with my own word painting of what it would look like if Daddy D cheated on lil ol Jordy. **knife emoji** Ps. Todays Listener Question is W-I-L-D, a woman catches her man looking at gay porn, he denies it, then later admits its because he wants prostate stimulation and "knows she isn't into it"...what do YOU think? Ill tell you my thoughts....tune in!

6 Sep 202140min

Standing up, Spooning, Reverse cowgirl, the Love Seat, the Butterfly THE LIST GOES ONNNN. Im back and giving you my lovely commentary and play by play of ten superior sex positions and I'm telling you the pros and cons of each situation, the best way to achieve orgasm, and getting creative with the positions. If you would like to skip past me talking shit about my neighbors skip to 7:33. =P . xoxo Jordy This video was inspired by Stella Williams youtube video creator**

30 Aug 202138min

Hello horny people, this Monday I bring you some fun, interesting, and disturbing content. First things first were going over YOUR answers, and my own to "what makes a person appear to be good/freaky-leeky in bed." We all can assume a good kisser up top means a good kisser down bottom...but sometimes we get a disappointing surprise. From humor and confidence to a bulge in your pants and having hot ex's. What is a tell tell, and what doesn't mean shit. I end up ranting on my personal opinion on Will and Jada Smiths ted talk shindig and their marriage based on statements over the years, even though I don't know shit and this is none of my business. My apologies to the Smiths. Lastly Im diving DEEP on a listener question around BDSM vs Domestic Discipline (DD) and giving my thoughts on the youtube video "My husband punishes me when I break the rules ||LOVE DONT JUDGE by Truly" (and not in the hott kinky way in like a I'm 6 and in big troubiez way) If you have never heard of DD..holy shit balls strap on your big girl/boy pants grab a drink and get ready to pick up your f*cking jaw, or heck maybe it turns on. Maybe you might want a paddle that says "DADDY KNOWS BEST" or go to your room and write 700 times I won't yell at my husband; but if it was me I would grab that spoon and wack him upside the head. so. ENJOY.

24 Aug 202143min

Hey y'all, Jordyn here with quite the catch up! I havent had a cocktail in a week -the CLARITY. Have I entered hot girl summer, or is that a big fat lie. Summer is almost over, so you know what that means; #rushtok. Let me tell you, I found kingxcodi and my life is complete. I dont need anything more, just marijuana and his reenactment of sorority bitches with a twang. I have two little story times for yew, one being the experience I had living with paper walls aka it sounded like an orgy up in that bitch; and the other story...well you'll need to tune in to find out because it is quite humiliating but it has to do with my husbands dick and me passing gas so go, if you dont give me five stars after this story I don't want you.

16 Aug 202145min

Im bAAAAck and so excited to over share with you all the things; from my boobs to my first Tenga purchase, and a couple of toxic tips. You will most likely REALLY enjoy the first story time in todays episode (there are two !!) because its about the PTSD I acquired from my husband having a wet dream NEXT TO ME. I hope you all get a little giggle from this exploitation of my now trauma. Last but not least a story time featuring Mary and the three strikes she received and why I had to cut a beezy loose. Tellme your thought was I fair? Or was I calling it like I saw it? Find out and tune in because its a GOODY.xx

8 Aug 202155min

Im back and with the man of the hour, Daddy Derrik, his first and last appearance coming in hott to tell you the fucking truth! He's an Aquarius so I promise he has no issue telling you like he sees it. Tune in hear to my naughty answers, and then daddy's as he gives us some insight into what men really think about queef-ing, and if all men are 'dogs'. Happy Monday Horny Fam!

2 Aug 202153min

Hi horny family, for all the men with dating profiles I have an awesome sauce tip for you to really AMP up the amount of right swipes; if you have the criteria that is. Also women, single, divorced, what the fuck ever I have some mens music taste decoding to enlighten you on. From country to emo screamo I got you. I decide to be bitter and do a ballad to my ex's briefly stating my thoughts on that time period; and then I answer a listener question on squirting and we talk ALL THE THINGZ. xoxo THH

26 Jul 202142min