Bacon’s Rebellion and the Great Distraction
This episode explores Bacon’s Rebellion (1676) and argues that America’s first major political crisis began with a collapse of legitimacy—governors grew distant and failed to protect people, provoking...
9 Jan 5min
Jay Collins: Free Speech and Campaign Lies
In this episode Croaky calls out the "circular firing squad" in Florida GOP politics: James Fishback the Florida decoy candidate and his confused groyper followers lie because Jay Collins' resume (24 ...
5 Jan 1h 3min
Operation Just Because: Trump's Maduro Extraction
Switch your selector from safe to semi – because the world just went full auto. In this explosive post-op episode, host Croaky Caiman breaks down the January 3, 2026, U.S. decapitation strike that sna...
5 Jan 1h 27min
Dumb On Purpose: The Venezuela Escalation Nobdy Wanted and that We Voted For
In this sharp analysis of the escalating Venezuela crisis, Croaky predicted it would be a pressure campaign, not a full invasion, focusing on strategic signaling and U.S. buildup in Puerto Rico. By Ja...
4 Jan 1h 6min
Croaky Is Back: Important Issues of the Day
Croaky Returns and covers some recent news, giving his usual blend of humor, analysis, and critique on things ranging from the extrajudicial strikes against claimed "Narco-Terrorists" to current issue...
18 Des 202555min
Pirate Pete of the Caribbean: Aqua-combatants and Other Legal Fairy Tales
In this episode Croaky goes over Pete Hegseth's recent defense of actions taken against suspected Narco-terrorists off the coast of Venezuela and calls for investigations over the possibility of it be...
1 Des 20251h 36min
Croaky vs Johnny: Thanksgiving Day Gubernatorial Debate
On this special Firing Lane, Croaky presents the adult case for why Jay Collins is the only serious successor to the DeSantis legacy. Johnny Freedom McPatriot counters by defending “Bryons Donald” and...
29 Nov 202557min
Johnny Freedom McPatriot Hosts Firing Lane
This week, Johnny Freedom McPatriot step behind desk to deliver most hard-hitting, America-loving breakdown of political landscape you’ll hear anywhere. Johnny take a fearless deep dive into: Presid...
23 Nov 202552min
