Five football clubs in 10 seconds, Ekitike's non-haunting & prime minister Martin Keown
Football Cliches28 Okt 2025

Five football clubs in 10 seconds, Ekitike's non-haunting & prime minister Martin Keown

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: some very niche feedback on Peter Drury's commentary, a never-before-attempted example of “X of Sport Y" hyperbole, Jonathan Pearce embraces some Champions League pronunciation, Hugo Ekitike and "football's worst hauntings", one of the swiftest commentators curses of all time, a PE teacher sacked for lying about their football career and a comprehensive first-hand list of Richard Keys’s mates. Meanwhile, the panel decide what constitutes "the cavalry" in football and tackle a tantalising question about the resale value of a footballer's match-worn football boots. Visit MedExpress.co.uk to check your eligibility and get 30% off with code CLICHES. Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Co-commentator voice ID & performatively not interfering with play: The listeners' loves & hates

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35.3% of Earth's land mass, Mourinho's printer & Martin Tyler's five-decade challenge

35.3% of Earth's land mass, Mourinho's printer & Martin Tyler's five-decade challenge

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and Nick Miller. On the agenda: More Drurian delivery from Australian football commentary, a geographically earth-shattering MLS f...

21 Sep 53min

The Football Cliches Quiz XXVI: Cliches vs The Listeners

The Football Cliches Quiz XXVI: Cliches vs The Listeners

The 26th edition of the Football Clichés Quiz sees Adam, Charlie and Dave take on trivia-savvy listeners Pat Noone, Sam Huxley and Jonny Sharples. The questions include: Premier League Chrisses, ma...

17 Sep 1h 27min

Offside contamination, yards of confidence & Drury's Down Under doppelganger

Offside contamination, yards of confidence & Drury's Down Under doppelganger

LONDON LIVE QUIZ - TICKETS ON GENERAL SALE WEDNESDAY 16TH - ⁠quiz.footballcliches.com⁠ Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the fal...

14 Sep 58min

Late doors, John McGinn's trademark finish & accidental commentary football chants

Late doors, John McGinn's trademark finish & accidental commentary football chants

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Dean Saunders continues his intermittent campaign against modern football terminology, tinpot sce...

10 Sep 47min

Cliches Live in the sunshine, the Mike Dean content machine & ASMR in the EFL

Cliches Live in the sunshine, the Mike Dean content machine & ASMR in the EFL

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: reflections on a superb afternoon at the Cliches live show, Tom Cruise deploys the football plura...

7 Sep 43min

The washed Sky Sports News, Horlicks FC & the Transfers That Feel So Right XI

The washed Sky Sports News, Horlicks FC & the Transfers That Feel So Right XI

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the agonising death of Sky Sports News on deadline day, whether a player can have a “knack” for s...

3 Sep 53min

Vomiting footballers & 30 years of the electronic sub board: The listeners' loves & hates

Vomiting footballers & 30 years of the electronic sub board: The listeners' loves & hates

Adam Hurrey, David Walker and Nick Miller entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate their niche footballing fascinations and irritations. Amo...

31 Aug 39min

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