Too Gay to Function, Too Kosher to Cheat w/ Robby Hoffman | SOTIB #150

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Chapters:
0:00 – Cold Open
0:26 – Hangovers & light beer logic
1:24 – Airport meltdowns, government shutdowns & chaos tolerance
3:58 – the white lesbian farmer
5:36 – Growing up poor
7:58 – the religious experience of a first laptop
9:56 – the luxury of adult paychecks
11:03 – Canal Street Gucci
12:36 – Roaches, lice & 10-kid household
14:21 – the meaning of "clean equals rich"
16:57 – the illusion of secure jobs
19:15 – Scarcity mindset vs. adulthood
21:12 – creating your own nepo-baby moments
22:30 – The Emmys
24:31 – Bringing her sister onstage
28:43 – Modeling, deportation & Paris chaos
30:01 – t.A.T.u., Russia fantasies & underground gay bars
33:21 – "When I knew I was gay"
37:12 – why humans love shortcuts
38:03 – Illegal raves
39:14 – Why cheating feels good
40:33 – Kosher childhood lessons
41:31 – Happy Meals & forbidden nuggets
43:25 – why it's never "about the tits"
44:23 – the sacred wasabi pea ratio
45:56 – Research-brain
46:49 – the shame room
47:19 – Vegas marriage: spontaneous or perfectly planned?
49:01 – "making sure I was gay" experiments
52:04 – The 2–3 pump incident
53:10 – the disastrous "undeniable sexual chemistry" speech
55:05 – fleeing heterosexuality
57:52 – Lesbian poster
1:00:38 – Jewish summer camp sexual energy & staff-camper boundaries
1:01:52 – First queer icons
1:03:02 – "Do you have any questions for me?"
1:03:14 – Robbie's Netflix special announcement
1:03:54 – Plugs

Go watch Waitresses:
Episode 1 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ZE7IwHpeU&t=124s
Episode 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XlmD8WFQhY&t=11s

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