Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

The biggest paradox is that two people who don't know what they're talking about... talk for a living. Did we finally use that word right?Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your to...

16 Feb 202255min

See pics of some of these ridiculous products on our Instagram! instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/col...

9 Feb 20221h 13min

While you're out shopping for Bitch Too Sandy perfume, be sure to pick up Christine's latest book: Costumer Service 101!Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your Warning: Contains Se...

2 Feb 20221h 15min

What's good for the goose is good for this podcast.For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-wat...

31 Jan 202245min

BITCH TOO SANDY... coming soon to a department store near you!Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/b...

26 Jan 20221h 55min

Come down to the Lizard Hole! Tonight's entertainment is Christine singing and Xandy playing game show host again...Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your Warning: Contains Sexy S...

19 Jan 20221h 47min

If you want a full version of 'Toes in the Sand,' let us know and we'll give you recommendations for therapists.Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff...

12 Jan 20221h 32min

Throw on your airbrushed lederhosen, because we're going tubbing!Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collection...

5 Jan 20221h 15min