
384: A Martian Ocean
How do you stop caring whether people like you? Why does my shower set off the smoke detector? Why would a 21st century suburban high school have to test for tuberculosis? Should I wash my eyes? Can a...
6 Mar 202443min

383: The College Freaktacular
How do I choose what college to apply to? Any fast tips for college survival? Am I gonna forget everything I learn in school? What's the future of college? What do I do after college? How do I functio...
21 Feb 202454min

382: Dental Spider-bots
Why don't batteries last very long? Does Spider-man have to brush his teeth? Can a goose do math? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.c...
7 Feb 202448min

381: Until Oblivion Hits
Why do humans have butts? Why does John sound weird this week? What should a delivery driver do when a dog escapes? How many humans have ever been 30? How do I handle my drinking problem? Why do leave...
31 Jan 202443min

380: GreenChat 2024
What's up with the Green brothers in 2024? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearh...
10 Jan 202449min

379: Rainbow Moon
Where is the bit line? Why are some jenga blocks harder to pull than others? Would the moon be the same brightness if it was a different color? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of d...
20 Des 202357min

378: Pelican Dream Chat
Are orcas the only animals that sink ships? Will vodka give flowers a second wind? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.Join us for...
13 Des 202339min

377: Dear Hank and John: Taylor's Version
How do I get my significant other on board with Taylor Swift? Would Taylor Swift be a good president? Will you rerelease the Eras Tour Pizza John shirt? What's your opinion on Napoleon Dynamite? Han...
29 Nov 202350min



















