
376: Death of the Dad Joke
Do my pets have better circulation than me? What's the organizational structure of an anarchy club? What are your hiatus T-Swift thoughts? How do I return a key to someone I don't talk to anymore? Why...
15 Nov 202345min

375: The Water Episode
Why is unsalted water called freshwater? How long would it take to drink a swimming pool? How do I gently reject a fish? What size are we on the scale of the universe? Can I eat misdelivered food? How...
8 Nov 202341min

374: Shorter, And Worse, But More Authentic
Hey, what's up with the podcast now? How do I destroy a thatched roof in a wind tunnel? Hank and John return from a brief hiatus to give you all these answers and more! If you're in need of dubious ad...
25 Okt 202354min

373: Infinitely More Versatile (w/ Mike Trapp!)
Why do we have Eastern and Pacific time zones? What would happen if I blended a smoothie for a year? What's the most versatile food? Why are some towns completely circular? Why do we get in the shower...
18 Sep 20231h 1min

372: Did I Just Glimpse Nirvana?
What the heck is going on with Dear Hank and John for the next four to six months? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.Join us for...
22 Mai 202357min

371: Eyeglasses, A Finger, I Dunno
How do I find meaning in life? How big would a ball made of all the world's mosquitos be? If Neanderthals were around today, would they understand memes? Where is it 5 o'clock right now? Hank and Joh...
15 Mai 202349min

370: Solving a Space Murder (w/ Sam Reich!)
Should cars have two horns? Why are humans the only animal that uses toilet paper? How do cowboys say goodbye? When will the first space murder take place? How do I have a Taskmaster birthday? Was the...
1 Mai 202351min

369: Now It Gets German (w/Sarah Urist Green!)
Where does the word delete come from? How do I maintain friendships in a difficult time? Do humans undergo physiological changes along with seasons? Could a potato take a picture? How do I do stuff at...
24 Apr 202349min



















