
GW 28: Distrusting Your Intuition
A common piece of advice: trust your intuition. But when your intuition tells you that transferring Haaland out for Carlton Morris is an insane thing to do, don’t trust your intuition. Seriously, ther...
8 Mar 202443min

GW 27: Biting the Bullet
Now that this round of the FA Cup has finished, the Gameweek 29 fixtures are finally confirmed—and boy, they do not look particularly exciting. In this episode, we conduct a thorough investigation on ...
2 Mar 20241h

GW 26: Like a Knife Through Hot Butter
FPL is a game that’s often characterized by the feeling of disappointment. Cold, hard, and unadulterated disappointment. And yet, before every seemingly juicy double gameweek, it seems like we FPL man...
22 Feb 202452min

GW 25: City-Pool is Back?
In this episode, we focus exclusively on Liverpool, Manchester City, and Arsenal, the three teams that comprise the current top three of the Premier League—as such, it should come as little surprise t...
16 Feb 202440min

GW 24: A Fresh Approach to Chip Strategy
With GW 25 and GW 28 finally confirmed to be double gameweeks and a clearer picture emerging overall of the remainder of the season, it finally seems like there are some real choices to be made for FP...
9 Feb 202441min

GW 23: A Rusty Robot
Gameweek 22 was full of fun moments, with Haaland completely scuffing his lines (a robot will inevitably be a little rusty after a period of disuse, after all), Maupay taking the absolute mickey out o...
3 Feb 202437min

GW 22: Animal Jam
The most stretched-out gameweek in recent memory has bored us to the point of making Starting XIs consisting of animals. Yes, that’s right—Jacob and Jiayang spend about 20 minutes putting together the...
26 Jan 20241h 9min

GW 21: Olé Olé Ol(is)é
Breaks in the Premier League never come to pass calmly. Our teams just always seem to get derailed—this time, it’s injuries to Bowen, Trent, and of course Charlie Taylor, coupled with the departure of...
10 Jan 202447min




















