
Episode 87: Why go home when you can go to Spain?
At least that's what football seemed to be thinking, anyway. Spain are the European Champions, and deservedly so.
15 Jul 202434min

Episode 86: Are you Italy in disguise?
England are, somehow, in the final of Euro 2024. Underwhelming performances and late goals, are they Italy in disguise?
11 Jul 202426min

Episode 85: Spain dismantle the doomsday device
Hark and behold! Spain dismantle Didier Deschamps' dismal doomsday device! Kate Mason joins and adds some chaotic energy to the pod.
10 Jul 202428min

Episode 84: Not good, but less bad
England are in the semis! Still not exactly good, but they were definitely less bad. And in the distance we hear the clip-clop of clogs as the Dutch march on.
7 Jul 202436min

Episode 83: Goals optional
Spain knock out hosts Germany after the latter fair to find an extra gear. France and Portugal serve up a pile of hot garbage, but France's tactic of not scoring goals continues to pay off.
5 Jul 202425min

Episode 82: The fun is back! (feat. Andy Brassell)
The Euros are fun again! The xF was way up, with the Netherlands playing well and Austria - Turkey living up to expectations. Turkish football enjoyer Andy Brassell joins to help make sense of it all ...
2 Jul 202431min

Episode 81: The cult of Vegas Elvis
France and Portugal fail to impress yet manage to progress. And Cristiano Ronaldo, it's definitely getting weird.
2 Jul 202426min

Episode 80: The possum lives!
England scrape by Slovakia. If the plan is to make the rest of Europe think they're very bad, the plan is going well. Meanwhile, Spain are brilliant and Georgia are out.
30 Jun 202425min



















