Reddit Guy

"TIFU by Watching Live Porn For The First Time (NSFW)" by u/AndersHigh: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/hxa49v/tifu_by_watching_live_porn_for_the_first_time_nsfw/ "TIFU by banging my first cousin." by u/fkditallup: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/f7e88e/tifu_by_banging_my_first_cousin/ "TIFU by stuffing my face with edibles before dinner with my wife's parents." by u/drmcsinister: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/7pafrt/tifu_by_stuffing_my_face_with_edibles_before/ "TIFU by confiscating my son’s Gameboy and hiding it. For 18 years..." by u/cbelt3: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/mk9j8n/tifu_by_confiscating_my_sons_gameboy_and_hiding/ "TIFU by thinking a woman was a boy, and groping her boob. (kind of NSFW, though it happened at work)" by u/tifuthrowawayTSA4: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/eqxnrk/tifu_by_thinking_a_woman_was_a_boy_and_groping/ "TIFU by jumping into a lake in my bra/panties to save a man that turned out to be an elite military scuba diver in training" by u/CheerfulChaosPancake: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/h7mzd3/tifu_by_jumping_into_a_lake_in_my_brapanties_to/ "TIFU by accidentally getting sexual with my dentist, again." by u/HollowsOfYourHeart: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/bmrr18/tifu_by_accidentally_getting_sexual_with_my/ "TIFU by trying to send my friend (m) a screenshot of this subreddit, but sent my tits in a pentagram harness instead" by u/boneyardbettie: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/beebi8/tifu_by_trying_to_send_my_friend_m_a_screenshot/ "TIFU by having my reddit history revealed by Jimmy Kimmel live on TV" by u/gryff42: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6r3xyb/tifu_by_having_my_reddit_history_revealed_by/ "TIFU Tipping 140% to a Pizza Delivery Driver" by u/32head: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/jm39o7/tifu_tipping_140_to_a_pizza_delivery_driver/ "TIFU by cumming into a coconut" by u/coconutthrowaway69: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/ Process finished with exit code 0 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/reddit-guy/message

11 Sep 202120min

""You don't recognize me, do ya Marine??"" by u/BoogerChute: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/lev53f/you_dont_recognize_me_do_ya_marine/ "The time a random USMC SgtMaj saved me from a dumb ass Army Col." by u/MobCurt: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/hqax2n/the_time_a_random_usmc_sgtmaj_saved_me_from_a/ "I dated my commanders daughter" by u/throwawaytoreply1: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/lv9ead/i_dated_my_commanders_daughter/ "An Officer, but NOT a Gentleman" by u/BardSkye: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/k91kmz/an_officer_but_not_a_gentleman/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/reddit-guy/message

11 Sep 20218min

"...You mean at this store?" by u/ibridgham: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/9rmbg0/you_mean_at_this_store/  "Husband goes full drill sergeant on a Karen" by u/FrenchFrie83: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/gn0j3m/husband_goes_full_drill_sergeant_on_a_karen/  "I know it's your number, but..." by u/Billiam201: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/no8mm3/i_know_its_your_number_but/  "CAVEMAN SPEAK" by u/Kookabanus: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/atv9fz/caveman_speak/  "This isn’t a dog daycare at all" by u/SwarmTendon: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/fnhqhe/this_isnt_a_dog_daycare_at_all/  "That time I was the only white guy at an all black wedding and the mother of the bride thought I was a waiter." by u/Wolvenfire86: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/7ywag0/that_time_i_was_the_only_white_guy_at_an_all/  "I don’t work here [anymore] and NO, I will not come in to work" by u/allysundaylee: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/9ufo16/i_dont_work_here_anymore_and_no_i_will_not_come/  "A cam girl thought I was calling for phone sex" by u/mozilathelaptopkilla: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/9s0dpd/a_cam_girl_thought_i_was_calling_for_phone_sex/  "No, my husband wearing a winter coat and carrying our 6 mo baby is not working here lady" by u/poweredbyweirdhumor: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/a3suu9/no_my_husband_wearing_a_winter_coat_and_carrying/  "I don't work here, I own the place." by u/Eudemon: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/brrxug/i_dont_work_here_i_own_the_place/  "Angry lady really wanted some candy apples." by u/seanbeedelicious: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/76zjve/angry_lady_really_wanted_some_candy_apples/  "Armed guard mistaken for store employee. Lady gets arrested." by u/armed4life: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/beczh5/armed_guard_mistaken_for_store_employee_lady_gets/  "Manager reveals illegal hiring practices when mistaking me for applicant" by u/ligamentary: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/i98y7t/manager_reveals_illegal_hiring_practices_when/  "I’ll Poop Wherever I Like" by u/pdxcranberry: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/7v7tn1/ill_poop_wherever_i_like/  "It's a beautiful day for a train ride" by u/somethingwithatwo2: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/a7b7cl/its_a_beautiful_day_for_a_train_ride/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/reddit-guy/message

11 Sep 202127min

"I got promoted while shopping at a store I don't work at." by u/its710somewhere: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/7qjmcj/i_got_promoted_while_shopping_at_a_store_i_dont/ "I'm a teacher. Give me back my phone." by u/ngamako: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/7dj4go/im_a_teacher_give_me_back_my_phone/ "Some assembly required. Good luck." by u/BookwyrmsRN: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/86a35v/some_assembly_required_good_luck/ "Entitled old woman grabs autistic kid." by u/Rudedoggg: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/7xftgg/entitled_old_woman_grabs_autistic_kid/ "Karen Slapped and Pushed Me Because I Was Ignoring Her And Not Helping" by u/PraveenShankar007: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/jevhtt/karen_slapped_and_pushed_me_because_i_was/ "I just got fired..." by u/ItsABurnerSN: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/dmcp0t/i_just_got_fired/ "How an entitled principle abducted my niece since he thought she was skipping class" by u/hicctl: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/cuebmm/how_an_entitled_principle_abducted_my_niece_since/ "I. DID. NOT. ACCEPT. THE. JOB. Now please let me enjoy my holiday" by u/Gingrpenguin: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/9unzwz/i_did_not_accept_the_job_now_please_let_me_enjoy/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/reddit-guy/message

11 Sep 202115min

"So, you want me to wash the truck in 0-degree weather..." by u/kytulu: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/kc7yn1/so_you_want_me_to_wash_the_truck_in_0degree/ "This Recruit will find out!" by u/WatchTheBoom: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/mvfo05/this_recruit_will_find_out/ "Let’s screw with the East German border guards." by u/Jeheh: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/7lzxij/lets_screw_with_the_east_german_border_guards/ "My company commander tried to get me to punch him, instead my wife did it for me." by u/LS-CRX: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/mbjef0/my_company_commander_tried_to_get_me_to_punch_him/ "How my grandpa accidentally committed an act of war on a neighboring country, and then charmed them into forgiving him." by u/Tovarishch: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/n9zbld/how_my_grandpa_accidentally_committed_an_act_of/ "Men with guns never Starve" by u/Lapsed__Pacifist: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/otlvxq/men_with_guns_never_starve/ "Hey! Why Don't We Promote The "Special Kid"?" by u/SloppyEyeScream: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/ic2gnx/hey_why_dont_we_promote_the_special_kid/ "Don't fuck with Sgt. Jesse" by u/ThaFunkyPresident: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/9rzbvi/dont_fuck_with_sgt_jesse/ "The time the cook read the riot act to command staff" by u/Otherwise_Window: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/o88v4t/the_time_the_cook_read_the_riot_act_to_command/ "A Job Control Story - how an Air Force Sergeant got a written apology from a Marine Major." by u/calladus: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/3bz727/a_job_control_story_how_an_air_force_sergeant_got/ "OC: My Drill Sergeant was going to smoke me if I didn't run a 13-something 2-mile..." by u/LS-CRX: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/lb2sbw/oc_my_drill_sergeant_was_going_to_smoke_me_if_i/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/reddit-guy/message

10 Sep 202122min

"guy quit his job thinking he became rich" by u/lrze403: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/7nxjgh/guy_quit_his_job_thinking_he_became_rich/ "My hag of a stepmom gave away my Playstation 4 while I was away in college. So I rent out "her" house while she was on her honeymoon with her newest husband." by u/YoungSourSwede: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/bzmkmn/my_hag_of_a_stepmom_gave_away_my_playstation_4/ "Harass my daughter on Minecraft? You can't hide from me." by u/DrRaveNinja: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/5ro7f4/harass_my_daughter_on_minecraft_you_cant_hide/ "Neighbor Sued Me After Harassing My Dog for Months, Lost Horribly" by u/DeadDrone999: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/5wi64w/neighbor_sued_me_after_harassing_my_dog_for/ "“Can’t you just unload around me?”" by u/BBQLunch: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/7iw8xs/cant_you_just_unload_around_me/ "Keep screwing over your group members? This teacher is tired of your shit." by u/F1ghterJet24: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/fg94q9/keep_screwing_over_your_group_members_this/ "Landlord is jealous of my income, raises my rent $500. I screw him years later for $20k." by u/RockyMoose: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/6x9754/landlord_is_jealous_of_my_income_raises_my_rent/ "My Grandmother Put Greedy Preachers In Their Places .... Twice .... Even After She Died" by u/BamaFan4Jesus: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/itlugo/my_grandmother_put_greedy_preachers_in_their/ "While we’re on the subject of Home Owner’s Associations— here’s the story of how my parents’s HOA tried to use a 40-year-old rule to stop them from repairing hurricane damage and got the shaft for their trouble." by u/Saith_Cassus: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/7zys2t/while_were_on_the_subject_of_home_owners/ "A woman let her dog shit on the airport floor. So I shit on her plans." by u/thehofstetter: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/5vg8dj/a_woman_let_her_dog_shit_on_the_airport_floor_so/ "Fiance left me due to my cancer diagnosis. I left her destitute." by u/Cordero_Biggs: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/hy52be/fiance_left_me_due_to_my_cancer_diagnosis_i_left/ "Boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me so I ruined his precious RuneScape account" by u/osrsbitch19: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/byvigq/boyfriend_of_5_years_cheated_on_me_so_i_ruined/ "Apple's holier-than-thou attitude is their undoing in court" by u/Matchboxx: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/8pocxv/apples_holierthanthou_attitude_is_their_undoing/ "Don't announce your engagement at someone else's wedding, or this might just happen to you..." by u/yazdon: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/c0mmz7/dont_announce_your_engagement_at_someone_elses/ "The time I ruined my high school teachers career and got her fired in the greatest way possible." by u/Johnny_Provolone: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/64tspp/the_time_i_ruined_my_high_school_teachers_career/ "Governor of Missouri takes money away from public defense office. Public Defender realizes he can appoint ANY lawyer to be a public defender, and the Governor is a lawyer...." by u/captainAwesomePants: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/4w22pr/governor_of_missouri_takes_money_away_from_public/ "Accidentally burned down my neighbors fence and she tries to milk me for $10k. Judge humbles that ass up real quick" by u/tbirdkamikaze: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/difury/accidentally_burned_down_my_neighbors_fence_and/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/reddit-guy/message

10 Sep 202124min

My appointment was cancelled for being 5 minutes late? I guess I have to reschedule." by u/theoryofrelativetea: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/l3288e/my_appointment_was_cancelled_for_being_5_minutes/ "You don’t want a woman working on your car? That’s fine, but you’re going to be waiting a looong time." by u/unlimitedpatience: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/p2kq2k/you_dont_want_a_woman_working_on_your_car_thats/ "Want me to fuck up some girl's life? Hell naw." by u/Moonsilvery: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/o04hor/want_me_to_fuck_up_some_girls_life_hell_naw/ ""What do you mean I can't drive my car"" by u/nsn242: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/7n8qbw/what_do_you_mean_i_cant_drive_my_car/ ""Speak LANGUAGE, this is COUNTRY!"" by u/laurel_laureate: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/jqwryv/speak_language_this_is_country/ "Rental car company told me where to leave my keys and when I left them there, tried to charge me for an extra day. So I refused to give them the car back until last minute." by u/sabertoothdiego: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/ocm123/rental_car_company_told_me_where_to_leave_my_keys/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/reddit-guy/message

10 Sep 202114min

"“I don’t care if he is dead, put him on the phone.”" by u/PrincessG66: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/ab5k9a/i_dont_care_if_he_is_dead_put_him_on_the_phone/ "Either be fired or accept a massive pay cut. Ok, I'll take the firing." by u/nicklo2k: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/nj7gtf/either_be_fired_or_accept_a_massive_pay_cut_ok/ "HR tried to Get Rid of my Dad right before he was able to get his pension" by u/Sorkoth1: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/o76kzv/hr_tried_to_get_rid_of_my_dad_right_before_he_was/ "Security made us show the last 5 photos on our phone." by u/stuufthingsandstuff: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/fa5wsx/security_made_us_show_the_last_5_photos_on_our/ "I denied a cop the bathroom code at Subway." by u/Stretch_R_mstrong: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/obig4j/i_denied_a_cop_the_bathroom_code_at_subway/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/reddit-guy/message

10 Sep 202110min