Jumpstart Z-space (Book 8)
Book 8!! Part 2!! (Chapters 8-12) Learning Through Context Clues: An Illustrated Guide. “Hanging out” vs hanging out, big wheels vs. tricycles. Orville Redenbacher Wright. Tobias and his diverse group of bird friends. Jumpstart Z-space. Homesick, more like home-horny!! Are you smarter than an Andalite 5th-grader? Step slowly or you’ll yank out your hoof-teeth. Elfangor may be alive in Ax’s memory, but in Miranda’s he’s a maggot-ridden corpse. Interlaced fingers mean you want to fricky-fracky....
12 Apr 20231h 21min
Clifford the Big Gay Red Dog (Book 8)
Book 8!! Part One!!! (Chapters 1-7) The effing Alien!!! Elfangor’s creepy van. Zoomin’ in those pods. Why don’t the Yeerks just try to steal one of the Andalites’ morphing cube? Don't be birb! Save the whales! Slug burnin'! First we caffeinate the boy, now we dress the boy. What would Elfangor do? Ax-similation. Andalites watch MTV. @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read i...
5 Apr 20231h 34min
(Minisode) Principal Chapman, the Tribe Has Spoken (Part 2)
Brace yourselves for PART 2 of the most highly anticipated season of Survivor Animorphs yet: Main Characters vs NPCs!!! Emails at minute 47 if you want to skip ahead! We won't tell ;) Will Marco and Visser 1 form a tight alliance or have the rivalry of the season? Will Coach Carla Belnikoff be a challenge beast, or will Eileen the Minor Human ultimately defeat her in a water challenge? Could Melissa possibly find an advantage more powerful than her own Dead Eyes? All viss(er) and more in thi...
30 Mar 20231h 2min
(Minisode) Principal Chapman, the Tribe Has Spoken (Part 1)
Brace yourselves for the most highly anticipated season of Survivor: Animorphs yet: Main Characters vs NPCs!!! Will Marco and Visser 1 form a tight alliance or have the rivalry of the season? Will Coach Carla Belnikoff be a challenge beast, or will Eileen the Minor Human ultimately defeat her in a water challenge? Could Melissa possibly find an advantage more powerful than her own Dead Eyes? All viss(er) and more in this week’s minisode. Part 2 arriving tomorrow (because it wouldn't be a mi...
29 Mar 202346min
Consensual Anarchist Whale Collective (MM 1)
Megamorphs #1!!! Part 3!! Birthday swim event. Taxxons subtle like spies. Visser clip show, part 2. Always with the morphing. Fists like Slenderman. Shortest chapter ever?! The Visser’s having a dinner party! Complex Andalite hearts to achieve higher forms of wuv. Finding the flea in the Visser stack. Anti-hive agenda. Podcasts are the participation trophy of media formats. Flirting while falling. The Veleek is so hot for morphing. Cassie’s seppuku act of selflessness. Beach episode!! Blowhol...
22 Mar 20231h 34min
Rosencrantz and Inniss-226 Are Dead (MM 1)
MegaMorphs #1!!! Part 2!!! New narrator just dropped! Do princes take or get taken? Morphing permits. She bear, she ded. The most Yeerkable Friend. Tiny bookstore for tiny people. Dry-rub, dust beef. Day drunk Visser. The big gas giant, Saturn. Chris debates whether Visser 3 is more Alan Cumming or Julia Child. Miranda thinks he’s equally Pinky and the Brain. Eddy’s convinced the Visser is just a bored artist in search of the perfect audience. Champagne to celebrate the return of the Ve...
15 Mar 20231h 23min
Chunks of Darlene (MM 1)
MegaMorphs #1!!! Part 1!!! A new season means new questions: Is Miranda a librarian? Can Eddy swim? Does Chris even remember how to read? Poly propaganda. Quote unquote mobbing. It sure is butter, isn’t it! Tobias witnesses a murder. Marco and Ax’s wuv story continues. Sucking wind. Miranda explains flat tornados. Chunks of Darlene. All 39 children. Some sort of giant chicken. Wavy gravy. There’s our Rachel! Stop trying to make “truck ship” a thing. Not a shake shack, not a love shack,...
8 Mar 20231h 33min
(Minisode) Strategic Shark Placement
Season 2!!! Minisode Premiere!!!! We clear out our Season 1 inbox before we morph into Megamorphs #1. We have a Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Leave us a 9 star review and we'll read it on the air! Support the show Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star rev...
1 Mar 202337min
