(Megasode) Books 1-7 Any%
Join us in the Yeerk pool— er, jacuzzi!— as we soak up some Kandrona rays and chat about everything that’s happened in the first seven books. From Tobias’ emo album of a third book to Marco’s page-turner fifth, we cover the highs and lows of the series so far and reflect on how much our six Animorphs have grown up and grown on us. Plus, we answer question such as: how much time has passed in the world of the books? how long do we suspect the kids can maintain their secrecy (and can the Person...
1 Feb 20231h 33min
(Microsode) Our smallest episode yet!
Just a quick announcement! We are taking February off to come back strong as daisies in March! Many hearts!!! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! Support the show Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on t...
25 Jan 20232min
Boy, Bird, BBQ (Book 7)
Book 7!! Chapters 18 to End!!! The Yeerks are making us gay!! Open-air B&B. One person’s window is another person’s blasthole. Yeerks just want reliable mass transit. The EG(G)S tower. Don’t bring a jetski to a Yeerk pool. Je ne sais Visser. Who is this mysterious 6th animorph? A boy turned into a birb turned into BBQ. A totally normal butthole in a totally normal place. Ms. Paloma’s OnlyFans. Marco, your owl and hawk are here to see you. So many scratch-offs! Miranda always assumes the w...
18 Jan 20231h 50min
The Early Taxxon Gets the Cockroach (Book 7)
Book 7!!! Chapters 11 - 17!! Taxxon names sound like Velcro. What’s with KA Applegate and salad shooters? A trick of the Visser. Patience, Iago, patience. Is the Ellimist more Werner Herzog or Gilbert Gottfried? Dry scuba diving. Just how OP is the Ellimist? Radical Tobias. The early Taxxon gets the cockroach. Visser 3’s oral fixation. Ax wants to know: hands on or off? Slash gash and gnash. Did Rachel just kill? Bear on the brain. Body clot. You never toss out a grilled cheese. Lolling...
11 Jan 20231h 8min
Deep Blowhole (Book 7)
Book 7!! Chapters 1- 11!! Are Yeerks cute? Rachel dabbles in xenophobia. Chris has ears shaped like Pennsylvania. Miranda eats Pinocchio’s heart. People want to hear about the piss. Follow the elephants!! A Taste of Tobias… too soon? Tobias= definite eye-shredder. Few-fingered Miranda. The back slopes down. Gap-employee controllers! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it...
4 Jan 20231h 23min
(Minisode) The True Meaning of Yeerksmas
Happy Holidays, everyone! We will be back with Book 7 in the new year. We couldn’t not get you nothing… there was probably a less negative way to say that. Anyway here’s a little gift from us to you. Stay warm, fellow Anidorks! <3 <3 <3 @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!” Lyrics: Joy to the world The Yeerks are here! May they infect your ear! M...
28 Des 20229min
(Minisode) Earthworm (Ed)Win
There's no telling what's in this gift wrapped episode! Go ahead: give the box a shake! It sounds kinda like Five Star Reviews maybe? Then again, it's too heavy to just be that. Maybe it's that sega you wanted with a cart of the newest Sanic or Earthworm James! Only one way to find out! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!” Support the show Support us on...
21 Des 202230min
The Ax-stasy, the Ax-stasy! (Book 6)
Book 6!!! Part 3! (Chapters 19- End) Yeerk traffic jams and pool fellows. The Ax-stasy, the Ax-stasy! Are all Yeerks just Plankton from SpongeBob? Nobody’s too old for the beach!! Hawk swirlies. Price-Cut Polly got fridged. That age old Controller debate of Method vs Meisner. Don’t yuck the Yeerks’ yum. Silky menace. Jake gets his Visser on. Help us buy Miranda a very tall tombstone. Earth is extraordinary (and so are you!). Tobias is a one-trick hawk. It’s hard to get a-Gedd in life. J...
14 Des 20221h 21min
