A Yeerk in Every Ear, A Turkey on Every Table (Book 6)
Book 6!!! Part 2! (Chapters 11- 18) New Challenger spotted: the dynamic duo Juan and Terri! Basketball is for lovers. What is Chris paying for? Ancient Greece… really!? Enter butt stuff! BigSexyNews.org: the only news that Yeerks. Little Orphan “Annie-morphs”? A wild Mantaur appears. Being a fly is roughly 3x cooler than being a falcon. Chris’s math may not be mathing. “Traveling, Eddy, traveling!!” ”The boiling point of a Yeerk. Did a kid just get shot? Rockabye Jakey. “I was a Jake Controll...
7 Des 20221h 20min
The Wheaties of the Night (Book 6)
Book 6!!! Part 1! (Chapters 1- 10) “Wake and Bake” Jake’s interiority complex. Eight pounds of pressure crushes a larynx. Jake takes advantage of an empty house to practice his most penetrating of morphs: the cockroach. A bag of loose guts. The vibrations!! The roach motels!! Kung-fu grips. Tiny clothes for tiny hawks. Tom has masc4masc vibes. The piss goes with. Yay Marco’s dad!! Set Rachel to stun. Fully Andalite. Ready to become your roach. Horizontal rock climbing, AKA crawling. Clever le...
30 Nov 20221h 16min
(Minisode) Three Loud Jerks
As we near the end of our first season, we each rank the six Animorphs to see who our consensus favorite is. There are some surprises along the way (Chris factors kill count into their rankings? ), including the fact that we actually manage to agree on some things. Disclaimer: ranking the Animorphs is a silly endeavor! We love all of the Animorphs and thought it would be an interesting exercise to see how are feelings change as we progress through the series. We would love to know your ranki...
23 Nov 202250min
A Quibble over the Quarrel at the Quarry (Book 5)
Book 5!!! Part 3! (Chapters 17- end) Just morph into seagulls! Gashes aplenty. My mom’s dead, my dad’s a vegetable. Songs that slap and birds that flap. Hork Bajirs are just lizards with knives glued to them. Maybe some Yeerks are bad at acting. Tobias always eats eyes. Chris wants to know if our spirit needs to be broken every book. Eddy wonders why we are still talking about ants. Visser 3 wants to turn earth into his personal zoo. Big Yeerk, little pool. Some kind of Fluffers McKitty. Why...
16 Nov 20221h 13min
Reality Has a Corner (Book 5)
Book 5!!! Part 2! (Chapters 9-16) Just turn it on! Chapman’s hidey hole. Thank you, Krat’s Creatures. Degrassi, but with ants. We suck cousin blood. Big A. Till the assholes return. KA Applegate is obsessed with fibers. The robust safety rope that is a mother’s love. The world’s smallest Yeerk, playing the world’s smallest violin. Human controllers and assistant principals= bad for property values. Ants are only cute if they’re small. Reality had a corner. Chris keeps accidentally broadcast...
9 Nov 20221h 6min
Caffeinate the Boy!!! (Book 5)
Book 5!!! Part 1! (Chapters 1-8) Marco the adorable rascal battles bandits with bedazzled blades!! Sub tops, dom bottoms, and power tumblers; oh my! Andalites dying of wounds. Eddy wonders aloud if it’s appropriate to ride an Andalite whilst trying to get Chris to admit their non-existent desire to do so; they were simply fearing further admonishment from r/Animorphs!!! Miranda’s concern: where do you put your hands?? Hork-Bajir and Taxxon: the two genders. Do Andalites possess a special “Clo...
2 Nov 20221h 7min
(Minisode) Shin Clifford
Minisode time!!! Despite Chris's best efforts to fake sick, Eddy ain't buyin' it. The Anidorks are going back to school for another “Edd(y)-utainment” segment. Miranda gets misty-eyed at the memory of Scholastic Book Fairs of yore. It's a book report on the company responsible for so many a child’s book report-- so meta!!! Back next week with Book 5: The Predator, where we meet our last narrator of the gang, Marco. @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New ...
26 Okt 202234min
How’s Your War Going? (Book 4)
Book 4!!! Part 3!! (Chapters 18 - End) Enter: Ax! Thumb war with a ghost. How many fingers?! A tail-motivated crew. Visser 3 eats his feelings. Ax, the Aaron Carter of Animorphs. Dainty splashes lightly down into the sea. Mirror wave technology? Maybe Cassie’s always already a little bit morphed. Tobias was just Rachel’s gateway drug. How’s your war going? What if Marco’s dad suddenly starts wearing pants again? Eddy forgets once again what we talked about last episode. Chris wonders ho...
19 Okt 20221h 5min
