God in the Form of Whale (Book 4)
Book 4!! Part 2! (Chapters 9 - 17) Dolphin time! Hawks wearing watches, squirrels wearing pants. Surrender your human legs. The gang becomes dolphins so they can finally act like kids. Chill out, bird dad! “What do I win? A brand new shark!” Tobias’ weary affection. Pointy is bad. Dolphins flip sharks for fun. God in the form of whale. Prince Elfangor shouldn’t set the vibes without asking. Tiny little Marco on the Great One’s back. Chris raises their Truly to the sky. Marco shatters o...
12 Okt 20221h 7min
Eileen the Minor Human (Book 4)
Book 4!!! Part 1!! Chapter 1 - 8! We Animorphs, We happy Animorphs. Almost electrocuted? Technologies antique and Andalite. Tobias the lil’ heap makes a lil’ thud. Marco so fragile. Grip it by husk! Suspicious footprints on the beach don’t impress-uh Chris much. Dracon beams vs regular human guns. The trauma queue. Freshwater fish-kids drowning in salt water sea foam. Visser 3 is a bad boss. Lawyer of the year!!! Scratch n’ sniff Cassie photo. Ms. Manure. Miranda’s been following the ...
5 Okt 20221h
(Minisode) Three Bald Kids In Tubs
We finished book 3!!! So now we're taking some time to read the lovely reviews you've left us. We also talk about The Witches of Eastwick and Hocus Pocus because it's apparently that time of year. See you next week when we start book 4!!! -xoxo @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! Support the show Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod on t...
28 Sep 202218min
Extra Points if You Kill Your Friends (Book 3)
Book 3!! Part 2!!!! (chapters 12-end) Tobias’ adorable drawer bed. I like it when it scurries. Fuzzy slippers take the edge off. The one good Taxxon. A small human who can fly. Flopping school of fish in the tubes from Chuckie Cheese. Tobias does a kill; Tobias misses capitalism. You’re my friend, Mister Hawk: The Rachel Story. Price-Cut Polly symbolizes great deals. A huggable hawk. Jake has big dad energy. A Yeerk, in an Andalite, trapped as a human. Don’t shoot or the ship gets it!...
21 Sep 20221h 6min
Birds Can’t Smile, Boys Don’t Cry (Book 3)
Book 3!! Part 1!!! (chapters 1-11) Chris reads (and hears!!) the opening for the first time. Enter Dealin’ Dan and Price-Cut Polly Herself! Tusks as long as children!! Hot thermal action!!! Go hug a robin. The gang talks about gender. aWOOOoooYOWYOWooooo. The baby wolf fetus inside us all. @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! Support the show Support us on Patreo...
14 Sep 20221h 3min
(Minisode) Jake! Jake! Jake!
We’ve finished Book 2!! To make sure Miranda and Chris have been paying attention, Eddy’s prepared a pop quiz. It’s the showdown you’ve all been waiting for! Who will win? Who’s the better sibling? Who’s Eddy’s favorite?! Find out tonight on Surviv– I mean, Anidorks!!! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! Support the show Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @...
7 Sep 202234min
Sniff the Visser (Book 2)
Book2!!! Part 3!!! Chapters 16 - End! Infiltrating the Chapmans: part 2. Jake and Rachel play 10 words or less. An Andalite a day keeps the doctors away. Taxxon-omy. Jake the coward. Rachel blooms a hand. Yeerks can’t Yeerk cats. Love, Fluffers @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! Support the show Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anido...
31 Aug 202251min
The Size of the Head Seems to Be Important (Book 2)
Book 2!!! Part 2!!! Chapters 10 - 16! It’s all there in his urine for anyone to read. Rachel discovers her new gender (Clint Eastwood) with her newfound cat powers while infiltrating the sound-stage of the new hit sitcom “My Two Yeerks”. What Yeerk century is it again? Brevity is meow! It’s time to wake up and smell your inner Yeerk. Math is REAL!!! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on...
24 Aug 202246min
