Deliver The Profile

Criminal Minds would be an unkillable monster if it were not guaranteed to be ending this month. It certainly feels that way, as we're dealt another double header. In "Date Night", Cat Adams (meow!) r...

12 Feb 20202h 25min

Ronnie and Jazz recorded this during "The Big Game", the sporting event they're not allowed to actually name. Watching that would've been preferable to seeing "Ghost", the halfway point for this final...

4 Feb 20201h 37min

Ronnie and Jazz really didn't care for this one, despite the fact that it was a change of pace, despite the fact that Paul F. Tompkins was in it. "Saturday" is the BAU's Saturday, in which the charact...

29 Jan 20202h 2min

What the hell is "Spectator Slowing"? It's the newest Criminal Minds, but the phrase is nonsense. We thought it was "Spectator SHOWING", but it's not. Anyway, the BAU must stop a mad bomber who sends ...

21 Jan 20201h 30min

Well, we've come to it: Season 15. The end of the line. Ronnie and Jazz go long with the two-headed premiere of "Under the Skin" and "Awakenings", which is variously about men's chests, bad impersonat...

14 Jan 20202h 32min

What's this? A bonus? Yes, Virginia, there is a minisode of Deliver The Profile! In case you don't remember, minisodes are episodes that are an hour or less that don't cover a specific CM show. This t...

11 Jan 202059min

Here it is, episode 150 of Deliver The Profile! What better way to celebrate this milestone than covering the risible Season 14 finale, "Truth or Dare"! Who the hell is this unsub actor and is he actu...

8 Jan 20201h 48min

Close the book on 2019 with the final Deliver The Profile of the year! On this eve of New Year's Ronnie and Jazz discuss a pivotal Season 14 episode, "Chameleon"! The unsub of the episode, The Chamele...

31 Des 20191h 36min